I can go back through our helpdesk logs for a week and post some of the problems up? Not sure exactly how it'll help though, the important thing is knowing about Windows and other software, apps, networking and hardware stuff rather than looking at individual problems.

 

In fact, here's a selection from the last week or so. I've removed all of the basic "Reset my password please" ones.

 

1) Enable network port 3021
2) User can't save files on the share drive. Claims files are read only, colleagues can save files with no problems
3) A3 Printer on third floor is creasing pages as they print.
4) New user needs setting up on Lotus Notes
5) WVDC Address book not showing up in Notes for a particular user
6) PC won't boot. Complains about missing NTLDR file.
7) Upgrade memory of all Benefits PCs to 512MB and re-audit
8) Install Colour Business Inkjet drivers onto users PC
9) Swap 2 PCs over.

Email's fucked

 

Paul, the email's still fucked

 

The email's fucked

 

Paul, the email's still fucked.

 

That's about it.

Is that a days work?

 

Thats not too bad, then.

No, that's a weeks work. There's plenty of other odds and sods mind, they're just the bigger jobs from the helpdesk system.

Merlin
Avaya
Avaya
Local Printer
Keyboard
Novell
Novell
Other
Monitor
Novell
Novell
Adaware
Avaya
MS Outlook
Photoshop
Other
Merlin

 

I'm just a hardware man, so I didn't have much to do.

"How do I put an animated gif of Charlotte Church's breasts on my desktop?"

Hpnotic, aren't they.

How she's grown........ (heart) (heart) (heart)

There /HAS/ to be some photoshopyness there. They're bouncing virtually up to her neck!! :O

I've seen the music video it's taken from - it's real alright.

I use Photoshop Elephants. Some times when I try and do lots, I get a bleu screen. How come?

Oh and for my pressie I require some red wrapped Lindt chocolate. THe one with the truffle centre. Thanks.

Those chocolates are delicious. I want some too :(

That would be the picture that is adorning the afore-mentioned desktop, tis more hypnotic than the Penguin's swirly-whirly umbrella.

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Fascinating. Intriguing. That brand of tit-tape is so strong, so awesome, so powerful that if it was released from it's underwired breasty cage, it would take over the world without even breaking a sweat. Must get me some.

The funniest part of the video is the way the spotlight focuses on her tits but leaves the tree-trunks she calls legs carefully hidden in the shadows. It's not even that subtle.

THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD. FACTOID.

Look, he's smitten!

You have bad text/keyboard virus on your PC mr bleu.

 

Want me to come round and sort it?

Fill me in, I'v been away.

What is a "bad text/keyboard virus" ?

 

Can't you sort it out over the internet? I do not want you to come round.