I do indeed. Why do you want to know, eh?

Er, in that case, no I don't officer. Who's John anyway?

<runs for the hills>

I'm hot 'n' thirsty, make me some tea?

I don't drink tea at all (though I have PG Tips in the cupboard for when my parents/mum come to visit), I just felt a weird desire to write something that rhymed with your post.

I want something to drink, because I am hot... but I've drunk/drank/drinked/whatever all my milkshake and I CBA going to get any orange juice from the fridge. :/

I blame the weather - making it all hot and stuffy. Evil weather!
Should be more considerate to us humans who dislike the heat.

So you're back to the tennis lark now?

Yup, 22:26 and still sweating like a ... um, sweaty thing.
Doesn't help having a huge monitor acting like a radiator. :$
I'm going to buy a nice big fan from Homebase tomorrow to hopefully keep me cool.

Does your fan blow air at you?

Obviously not back on form yet, but I guess you're feeling better about it all now?

So what's the situation with the flat and getting work? or should I not ask?

This like the watch for the duck thing in those kids books with the little yellow duck?