Cracked my ball

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 3 Jul 2003 14:10
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 741 of 2579
Same here... I used to be able to go upto 150wpm at secondary school, but I'd need to look at the keyboard and have a clear idea of what I was typing before doing it. Now I don't need to look at the keyboard, but I can only get to around 100wpm. But it doesn't help when the text is strangely written and I am unable to anticipate what comes next... not having a backspace key is a pain also.
From: milko 3 Jul 2003 14:12
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 742 of 2579
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 3 Jul 2003 14:23
To: milko 743 of 2579
*\o/*
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 14:36
To: Racoon 744 of 2579
- Test Name: Strategic Alliances with Competitors
- Date: 2003-07-03 14:34
- Test Time: 01:00
- Gross Speed: 92 WPM
- Errors: 1
- Accuracy: 98%

- NET SPEED: 91 WPM

Result: OWNED.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 Jul 2003 14:43
To: andy 745 of 2579
- Test Name: Strategic Alliances with Competitors
- Date: 2003-07-03 14:41
- Test Time: 01:00
- Gross Speed: 100 WPM
- Errors: 0
- Accuracy: 100%

- NET SPEED: 100 WPM
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From: andy 3 Jul 2003 14:48
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 747 of 2579
My dick's bigger than yours.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 Jul 2003 15:17
To: andy 748 of 2579
That's as maybe, but I've got a large penis.
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 15:21
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 749 of 2579
And mine's larger. By a substantial fraction.
From: Manthorp 3 Jul 2003 15:27
To: andy 750 of 2579
I've only got a fraction of a penis. But to compensate, my knob's enormous.
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 15:36
To: Manthorp 751 of 2579
And thus begins the international "Mine's Bigger Than Yours" 2003.

Participants exempt from entry, for reasons of:
- Lack thereof: All ladies; RichDexter
- Default smallest: milko
- Default largest: Dan Herman

Start your engines!
From: steve 3 Jul 2003 15:37
To: andy 752 of 2579
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 3 Jul 2003 15:39
To: steve 753 of 2579
ph33r!

The St Andrew's cross flying from the top of it is just out of shot...

From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 Jul 2003 15:42
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 754 of 2579
<watches Kenny make a common mistake made by most guitarists>
From: ANT_THOMAS 4 Jul 2003 02:41
To: steve 755 of 2579
<attracted>


<is drunk>
From: No. 6 (SIMON) 4 Jul 2003 04:56
To: Manthorp 756 of 2579
I'm sad, because I haven't got two penis to rub together, but at least I have a massive wang.
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From: andy 4 Jul 2003 11:56
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 758 of 2579
No; Herman's is biggest.
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From: andy 4 Jul 2003 12:01
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 760 of 2579
lol.