Cracked my ball

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From: steve 2 Jul 2003 23:53
To: Racoon 733 of 2579
Crotchless panties?
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From: steve 2 Jul 2003 23:56
To: Racoon 735 of 2579
She hasn't got much of an arse. And I stand by my crotchless panties*

*Standing by, swaying gently in the wind
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From: steve 3 Jul 2003 00:00
To: Racoon 737 of 2579
Wow, you've been hanging out with the cool kids
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From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 3 Jul 2003 14:03
To: Racoon 740 of 2579
That assumes you can touch type though. I can type very fast if I know what I'm going to type, or if someone is dictating. But when I'm reading off a piece of paper in the same way as that (I.e. not having a clue what comes next) then I can't type that fast (Although prolly faster than your normal joe)
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 3 Jul 2003 14:10
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 741 of 2579
Same here... I used to be able to go upto 150wpm at secondary school, but I'd need to look at the keyboard and have a clear idea of what I was typing before doing it. Now I don't need to look at the keyboard, but I can only get to around 100wpm. But it doesn't help when the text is strangely written and I am unable to anticipate what comes next... not having a backspace key is a pain also.
From: milko 3 Jul 2003 14:12
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 742 of 2579
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 3 Jul 2003 14:23
To: milko 743 of 2579
*\o/*
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 14:36
To: Racoon 744 of 2579
- Test Name: Strategic Alliances with Competitors
- Date: 2003-07-03 14:34
- Test Time: 01:00
- Gross Speed: 92 WPM
- Errors: 1
- Accuracy: 98%

- NET SPEED: 91 WPM

Result: OWNED.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 Jul 2003 14:43
To: andy 745 of 2579
- Test Name: Strategic Alliances with Competitors
- Date: 2003-07-03 14:41
- Test Time: 01:00
- Gross Speed: 100 WPM
- Errors: 0
- Accuracy: 100%

- NET SPEED: 100 WPM
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From: andy 3 Jul 2003 14:48
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 747 of 2579
My dick's bigger than yours.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 Jul 2003 15:17
To: andy 748 of 2579
That's as maybe, but I've got a large penis.
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 15:21
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 749 of 2579
And mine's larger. By a substantial fraction.
From: Manthorp 3 Jul 2003 15:27
To: andy 750 of 2579
I've only got a fraction of a penis. But to compensate, my knob's enormous.
From: andy 3 Jul 2003 15:36
To: Manthorp 751 of 2579
And thus begins the international "Mine's Bigger Than Yours" 2003.

Participants exempt from entry, for reasons of:
- Lack thereof: All ladies; RichDexter
- Default smallest: milko
- Default largest: Dan Herman

Start your engines!