In that case, you're welcome to it. 'One of these nights', I'll join you.

If you tell me when I'll even have a shave for you ;o)

You ARE Jon Tickle.

How do you whittle cast iron?

With a really, really sharp knife.

and trained ironworms

Do yuo use the whip and chair method to train them?

Gentle encouragement and the occasional thimble as reward.

I believe that positive reinforcement creates a more committed wormforce. (oh, my sides)

Did you crack a funny?

;)

AAAAOOOWWW! MUM!!!

ooo, a whole day with no posts in here. It might just be dead, you know.

Good girls don't play with dead things.

Dead girls don't say no.

No, they just bite you.

that's /un/dead girls, shurely?

I think they prefer to be called the vitality-challenged.

Or suffering from SDD (soul deficit disorder).