I beg to differ, at least to some extent. My balls are made of cast iron, and will resist explosives or extreme heat to beyond US Military combat standards. Also, since Yve polished them they make an attractive mantle ornament.

Do you know where replicas are available? Online store or highstreet?

Is this not dead yet?

nno?

Just downloaded what, young Crocket-titfer? DON'T FEED THE TWITCHING CORPSE!

Franklin Mint. Numbered edition of a thousand, the first in a series of my bodily organs reproduced in gold-plated simulated metal. Of course they're leaving the prize item, my liver weighing, in at half my body weight and carved in teak to emulate as closely as possible its true texture, as the last of series.

Not Son of Cracked my Ball? Aieeee!

I had an unusual addition to my collection of earrings in mind.

You'd end up with earlobes like a Kalenjin (sp?).

I'll take your word for that.

For such a young'un, you have, um "mature" musical tastes.

SATAN!!

SATAN!!

SATAN!!

Just wait...

[to be honest, I was just filling space so I could nab the unholy number post]