Scotch pies do /not/ rock. Ugh. And herein lies the only disagreement so far between us bassists...

Only you'd have to go to scotland.

You can buy them in ngland, but they're nasty frozen ones and they're just not nice.

HE'S WHITTLING A BALL IN MY LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW!

<awaits a fight ensuing when Steve sees what thread Milko has replied to>

make sure it dosn't crack or this thread could go on forever!

Fair. I like a nice kilt, anyhow.

BARATSARD <unedit: left as it dripped from my pissed to teh maXX fingers>

But you are one. (((((((Milko)))))))

Take it you and Chris had a fun journey then? Brill to see you as ever.

Looks like it survived a forum war, then.

Hell Yeah!

I reckon the old fucker would survive a direct hit by a thermonuclear device :-(((

But obviously your balls wouldn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"!"!"!"£¬¬!

Muahahahahaha

I beg to differ, at least to some extent. My balls are made of cast iron, and will resist explosives or extreme heat to beyond US Military combat standards. Also, since Yve polished them they make an attractive mantle ornament.

Do you know where replicas are available? Online store or highstreet?

Is this not dead yet?

nno?

Just downloaded what, young Crocket-titfer? DON'T FEED THE TWITCHING CORPSE!