Better than the sound of a ball cracking I suppose.

harsh

But true.

Vicious bastard.

It's a crappy Monday - I'm allowed to be.

Oh FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's John's entire monthly allowance you've used there in one post.

cup of tea?

I've just made one thank you. A sandwich or some sort or perhaps a pie wouldn't go amiss though.

I could probably nip out and get you a scotch pie at lunchtime.

Actually, cancel that.

I'll have a full breakfast in a flat cake please. No Blackpudding, the white cut off from the eggs and tomato sauce.

You'll be bloody lucky.

I'm really hungry now. :S

wtf is a 'scotch pie' ?

It's a raised pie, eaten hot, with a filling of minced meat and sometimes vaguely vegetably stuff like potato, all mixed so it has a fairly dry texture, similar to sausage meat. Incredibly lardy.

http://www.rampantscotland.com/recipes/blrecipe_scotchpie.htm
http://www.rereviewed.com/thedeepnorth/archives/000327.html

hehehe

"The best, or usual, way of eating a Scotch pie is when pissed out of your mind – it’s a vernacular equivalent of the late night Vindaloo in more sensible climes. "

sounds cool to me :D

The bastard1111111111111111111111

Oooooohhhhhh.....

I may end up being the only person ever who immigrated to england for the food.