I'll upload it on this thread later tonight. It's called Dying for Hammer, and it's about the life of a character who lives (and dies, regularly) in a world based on Hammer horror films. It's a light-hearted, bloody, scatological romp.

Cool, if you do it tonite I'll take it to school and print it out tomorrow

My printer is borked :-(

this thread still here then ?

Seems so

It's growing into a whole new life form: look, it's just sprouted a novel:

62,813 words over 196 pages !!!

hehehe

post it in this thread 1 page at a time ...

actually, no, don't.

That the one you sent me ages ago? Oops, forgot about that, think it's still buried in my inbox somewhere, sorry mate.

Somebody told me a story involving something to do with the Eagles the other day there. I can't remember what it was about. It was in response to the fact that a mate of mine had texted me to see if I wanted to go to a Maria McKee gig, and then an hour later texted me to see if I wanted to go to a Marilyn Manson gig.

I later found out that he'd also asked another friend if they wanted to go to a Simply Red gig.

So yeah, funny how this thread keeps popping up.

Your friend wants killing.

*Somebody told me a story involving something to do with the Eagles the other day there. I can't remember what it was about.*

Nice to see you maintaining the quality of the thread, Wingnut.

Phew. I think it's finally dying.

Like the Eagles, you mean?

Excellent.

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My God! Even The Eagles haven't killed it. It truly is The Thread That Limps Pathetically On Forever.

I don't see how, though. Everyone is completely ignoring it.

Sorry? What was that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the sound of "Best of The Eagles" playing. Next door, obviously.

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