How can you tell who is the blind man at the nudist beach?

It ain't hard!!!!¬!"¬!"¬!"¬££¬!¬!"¬!!!

Heh. I just got that one.

;-)

< /pointless post>

What's your website? And have you got a garly of all your balls?

You're all evil, and when you are suffering your agonising terminal illnesses I'm going to do everything I can to keep you alive. It'll be poetic.

I've promised to do a page of all my balls to date, which is a step along the way. Unfortunately, I have not yet taken more than that first step.

It's pressure of whittling, honest, which I am in fact going upstairs now to do.

All of, erm.... 6 days???

<sighs>

This is fun. And why have I spent half an hour reading this when i'm supposed to be studying some shit for my exams?

'Cos you have deep subconscious urge to fail.

Umm... no I don't. I hope I don't... I'm just sooo lazy and the stuff I'm supposed to learn is sooo boring... :'( It's much more fun to post here or chat with someone :D

Now you listen here, young lady. You turn that machine off RIGHT NOW, close the curtains so as not to be distracted by the gorgeous weather and open up your reference books.

You're not too old to be put over my knee, you know.

The curtains have been closed for a couple of hours, 'cos it's too sunny and I can't see a thing with them opened. I'm not turning my computer off because I need my winamp - if I don't listen to music, I get distracted by my brother/cats fighting outside/birds/car alarms going off/neighbours drilling holes in walls/computer (it sux and it's noisy).

...but i'm gonna go something useful and at least try to study now... and the first step is to close the browser...
(I hate my internet connection, I've been trying too post this for 15 minutes...)

Was it you who said you were the older, slightly pervy uncle? And, secondarily, why are you suddenly so eager to post in a thread in which you claim to want dead? Pain-prolonger.

Boo.

1 Yes. And proud of it.

2 Pervy as in 'I am wilfully perverse'