...but if you'd like to have a look at my testicles in the interim...?

No, they suck.

BAD JOKE ALERT!! (but its about a wood ball)


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Thats dreadful. As was the other one.

How can you tell who is the blind man at the nudist beach?

It ain't hard!!!!¬!"¬!"¬!"¬££¬!¬!"¬!!!

Heh. I just got that one.

;-)

< /pointless post>

What's your website? And have you got a garly of all your balls?

You're all evil, and when you are suffering your agonising terminal illnesses I'm going to do everything I can to keep you alive. It'll be poetic.

I've promised to do a page of all my balls to date, which is a step along the way. Unfortunately, I have not yet taken more than that first step.

It's pressure of whittling, honest, which I am in fact going upstairs now to do.

All of, erm.... 6 days???

<sighs>

This is fun. And why have I spent half an hour reading this when i'm supposed to be studying some shit for my exams?

'Cos you have deep subconscious urge to fail.

Umm... no I don't. I hope I don't... I'm just sooo lazy and the stuff I'm supposed to learn is sooo boring... :'( It's much more fun to post here or chat with someone :D