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Yaaaay!!!!!!!1

Don't be daft.

git.

I was, in fact, completely oblivious to the point.

I don't know if this has been done or attempted before but I was just sitting here and wondering whether there has ever been a Thread that has had 1000000 messages in it on a forum. The answer is "I don't know" but we may as well go for it. (even though I now know it's mathematically impossible) I propose that everytime everybody logs onto the NPCFF Teh Forum, they post a message to this thread to try and get it up to 1000000 messages. If this has been done before then so what, we'll just keep going until we have broken the (if any) record.

If this is a stupid idea Luke whoever's in charge, you may delete it!!!

[The second post ever of the original 1st to 1,000,000 thread]

[the 32,768th post thereof]

I think you skipped a couple, there. Also, I believe that post was PsychoHippy's.

It'll be a wee wait yet. I'm well on with the exteriors of number six, but I've not even drawn the roundels :-(

...but if you'd like to have a look at my testicles in the interim...?

No, they suck.

BAD JOKE ALERT!! (but its about a wood ball)


A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Thats dreadful. As was the other one.

How can you tell who is the blind man at the nudist beach?

It ain't hard!!!!¬!"¬!"¬!"¬££¬!¬!"¬!!!

Heh. I just got that one.