That wouldn't be Linus Thorvald, trying to earn a dishonest bob or two, would it? I knew he should've tried flogging that OS, even though it's a bit poo.

Linux Torvald is a bumgay.

LinuX Torvalds? I think not, my stripey young mammalian scavenger.

Holy smokes...

/Motherfuck/.

Yes, I here he does that quite a lot. Along with most of the other forumites.

Are you alright?

I'm fine. Thanks for asking. How are you?

You callous bastard.

Super, thanks for asking.

And your good self?

Not bad. Been better, but been plenty worse. Generally, A-OK.

And how is the good lady?

Greg's doin' not bad at all, yay.