well i am the god off pure bitchy ness (yeah bitchy ness is two words)
Dear God, will this thread not die???!!!!!!!!
Probably not. It'll still be running when technology has advanced far enough for our PCs to post messages by themselves.
Of course, moaning about it isn't helping it die.
I was kind of going for a "reverse psychology" type approach.
Look what you did. You have created the thread that will not die. It's like the main character from your book.
<sets fire to thread>
<sends carrier pigeon bearing grave tidings of the rebirth of the First To 1M Thread>
Hothting Dan will be /tho/ pleathed.
That'th odd. I theem to have developed a lithp.
All it takes is a sub-Benny Hill double entendre in the thread title and an arty premise and voila! Perpetual motion. The only way to kill it for certain is to bring the subject round to discussing The Eagles.
I'm game for that. The Eagles are intensely boring shite for old people, although the Alabama 3 cover of Hotel California is more interesting.
Eagles are way cool, nesting up high and being hard as fuck.
And sleeping intermittently at the Hotel California.
Incidentally, where can I get my mitts on your book? I downloaded it when you mentioned it, but then never got round to reading it, and I'd like to have another crack at it.
What's the book about and how long is it?
I'll upload it on this thread later tonight. It's called Dying for Hammer, and it's about the life of a character who lives (and dies, regularly) in a world based on Hammer horror films. It's a light-hearted, bloody, scatological romp.
Cool, if you do it tonite I'll take it to school and print it out tomorrow
My printer is borked :-(
this thread still here then ?