Did you see Haiku Whore's posts, or was that just thread revival? He was dead good.

No. Yes.

Just checked in to see whether it had died yet. Still twitching, I'm afraid.

Nah, that's just my spendings.

Have you noticed how near it's crept to its real demise? Two more posts and it's gone.

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You utterly sure about that?

Cos I know you're into post euthenasia and all that.

But your actions are utterly cruel, sometimes.

Saying suck things to someon on 12K is utterly cruel.

I insist you take that off your cheap shot balance, instantly.

Bolleaux! I nip up to tell the fruits that I'm going to the shop to buy beer and what happens? The bloated monster is galvanised into a new lease of unlife.

You know what this means, don't you? It'll go on until one day time will catch up with it and it'll collapse into dust, bunging up the works of teh forum and forcing us to move servers again.

You hardly say anything except suck things anyway, gregory, interspersed with the occasional bum thing.