No, let it reach 399, then kill it within a sniff of its 400th birthday. It's crueller that way.

rotten bastard.

Tomorrow, you will pay dearly for your callousness.

Grrrrrrrrr :@

Golly. I am impressed by the strength of your collective feelings. It seems that even a Frankenstein's monster can be loved if it hangs around long enough looking mopey.

I Can't Tell You Why, but it seems I should Learn To Be Still, for some of you Lyin'Eyes it (sorry). In The Long Run, One of These Nights someone will Take It to the Limit and before you know where you are, it'll be Already Gone. And good fucking riddance.

Whoops - nearly dropped it!

We all got to see it on Saturday and it's a hairline crack, pretty much long the grain and barely visible unless you're loking for it.

Benn did drop it, mind - and handed it back very quickly!

All your balls are belong to us!

<hands over balls>

Yuo know what the stupid internet craze before AYB was, though, don't you?

[tells]

'Oingy Boingy', wasn't it?

in my mind, 'oingy boingy' started on this very forum - probally total bollocks though.

Pschaw. Nah.

Nope, it was started on PC Gamer/Yourlost by an American chap. Who actually recently popped up briefly on State again, it seems. Oddness. I preferred Haiku Whore, overall.

Yeah.

Did you see Haiku Whore's posts, or was that just thread revival? He was dead good.