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Cracked my ball

From: Gobfounded (YVE)21 Apr 2003 06:04
To: Mouse 313 of 2579
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me and wibbly have so far shared a giant kinder egg and polished off a whittards egg that i got "free" with a mug.
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From: Mouse21 Apr 2003 06:11
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 314 of 2579
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Picture a child eating a chocolate orb the size of it's own head.

Mother: "You know you're getting that because jesus died for our sins"
Kid: "Yeah, sgreat"

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From: koswix22 Apr 2003 06:01
To: Darren 315 of 2579
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Auscwits wasn't a hotel, rhen?
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From: koswix22 Apr 2003 06:05
To: Manthorp 316 of 2579
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are
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From: Mouse22 Apr 2003 06:08
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 317 of 2579
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Incidentally, I found something nicer than Twirls. A Twril borken up and put on top of a Cadburys Tinned Chocolate pudding. Sex.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)22 Apr 2003 06:14
To: Mouse 318 of 2579
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Twirls are great. Greg is wrong. FACTYOURIGHTINYOURFACTINGEAR!!!
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From: Darren22 Apr 2003 07:36
To: koswix 320 of 2579
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Yes. It was a one-star hotel. Gedditttt?
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From: koswix22 Apr 2003 07:37
To: Darren 321 of 2579
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no, do you?
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From: Darren22 Apr 2003 07:39
To: koswix 322 of 2579
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Regularly.
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From: andy22 Apr 2003 07:40
To: Darren 323 of 2579
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"Rohypnol".
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From: koswix22 Apr 2003 07:41
To: andy 324 of 2579
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How does it smell?
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From: andy22 Apr 2003 07:42
To: koswix 325 of 2579
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Ouch!
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From: koswix22 Apr 2003 07:47
To: andy 326 of 2579
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THe old ones are the bestest.
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From: Mouse22 Apr 2003 08:40
To: Manthorp 327 of 2579
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Your balls that started this thread rolling back in February seem to have been cut during the data black out :(
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From: Manthorp22 Apr 2003 09:07
To: Mouse 328 of 2579
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I'm just about finishing another, which I'll post as soon as I'm done.

Hey Mouse! Gabe & Gill are on their way now!
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From: Manthorp24 Apr 2003 13:50
To: ALL329 of 2579
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Just finished my fifth ball in record time. It's got two scenes of the German occupation.

The first is taken from a recruiting poster for the Legion of St. George, a legion of British Nazi soldiers recruited from the Channel Islands and from the ranks of prisoners of war. The Jerseyese don't like to admit this part of their history, but I felt the St. George reference made it directly relevant.

The second scene is of the German occupation of Gorey castle (where my balls will be on permanent display). One of the soldiers is chucking out of the window half of a much battered statue of St. Mary, who has already suffered the indignity of being built into a wall during the reformation.

My next might be the dragon one I've been saving up (NOT St. George, actually, but a Marian legend), full of action and gore and coils. Or one about a fraudulent priest. Either wouid be fun.
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From: steve24 Apr 2003 13:52
To: Manthorp 330 of 2579
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You are the wood-god :D

And eeef for working on them that tiny, with the ammount my hands shake doing stuff like that, I'd need to work on balls with 5m diametre!
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From: Manthorp24 Apr 2003 13:54
To: steve 331 of 2579
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They would be bloody impressive, mind
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From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)24 Apr 2003 14:00
To: Manthorp 332 of 2579
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:-O

How much are you charging them for that kind of work? I wish I had some sort of something I needed done in wood, if I did I'd have you do it.
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