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Somewhere else round here, englishpaul was saying that his oldest son is getting married in tropical parts, and it'd cost £2500 for him to attend. Mikee needs at least a grand to get his t-shirt making enterprise off the ground. £2500 would help buy prosthetic arms for little Ali the bombed Iraqi kid, or allow Andee to put a deposit on a RealDoll. With £2500, Steve Manthorp could buy enough Dremel bits to carve a ball the size of a melon, or allow Kev to pretend to be a big carved ball for a month. It could save starving children in Africa; tackle deforestation in the Amazon basin or help the victims of Agent Orange spraying in Vietnam.

But yeah, I'll add it to the list of things I'd like to be able to do with any spare wads of £2500 I happen to find lying around. It'll be right up there between buying Wayne his car and Simon a metric ton of beef jerky.

Hey, I don't need the /whole/ doll. Just the pelvic region will be fine. And a singular breast, perhaps.

I'll spend the rest of the £2500 on lubrication and Nelson Mandela's public speaking cassettes.

Simon is likely to share the jerky, and so should come ahead of Wayne's car (maybe, John).

Hey, what do you mean 'at least'?

I got a single twix easter egg, a cadburys cream egg and bag of coffee (!) from my girlfriends mother.

Or use up loads of bandwidth with and bot that posts endless crap non stop.

Oh sorry, thats wayne. (Harsh)

Well I'm mor of a Twirl man myself but I musn't grumble.

Twirls are full of chocolately goodness, they are not wrong, unlike you.

me and wibbly have so far shared a giant kinder egg and polished off a whittards egg that i got "free" with a mug.

Picture a child eating a chocolate orb the size of it's own head.

Mother: "You know you're getting that because jesus died for our sins"
Kid: "Yeah, sgreat"

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Auscwits wasn't a hotel, rhen?

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Incidentally, I found something nicer than Twirls. A Twril borken up and put on top of a Cadburys Tinned Chocolate pudding. Sex.

Twirls are great. Greg is wrong. FACTYOURIGHTINYOURFACTINGEAR!!!