Cracked my ball

From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)14 Apr 2003 08:44
To: Racoon 283 of 2579
You can do it, but I'd have to pull out my php cookbook in order to tell you how, and tbh I cba atm. (to be honest I can't be arsed at the moment.)
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)14 Apr 2003 08:46
To: steve 284 of 2579
Nah, he'd just need to make it post only once, and then create a cron job to run it once a minute. That way, assuming that it all goes right and doesn't maintain an open connection or something, we should get one post a minute from him to this thread and it should all work.

I might just do something like that myself, now that he mentioned it.

Or not.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Apr 2003 17:01
To: ALL285 of 2579
Are we done here?
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From: Mouse20 Apr 2003 17:04
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 287 of 2579
Hello Greggles, where have you bean?
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From: Mouse20 Apr 2003 17:11
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 289 of 2579
Sounds grate. Did you get any easter eggs?
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Apr 2003 17:13
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 290 of 2579
Welcome back Greg. I did a gig at the Barfly in Glasgow on Friday. We didn't have a drummer, so there were just 2 of us on stage. That made us almost exactly unlike The Eagles. Funny how these things work out.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Apr 2003 17:22
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 293 of 2579
If you move to Glasgow, learn to play drums and can operate as a self-contained getting-to-gigs-reliably unit, then yes. But it looks like we might have a few leads as far as getting one goes; turns out the sound guy is a drummer, and because the main band never turned up (The Chap, apparently they're from London, but no one seemed to know anything about them or why they never showed), we had a bit of a jam in the extra soundchecking time we had. That means I've played twice on that stage with three different drummers but the audience has only heard us with drums on that stage once. That's like, if I had a fox, a rabbit and a lettuce, and I wanted to get across a river in a very small rowing boat or something.
From: Sulkpot20 Apr 2003 17:23
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 294 of 2579
*black
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From: ANT_THOMAS20 Apr 2003 17:33
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 297 of 2579
Not another one who can't decide.

At least Xen knows he's a black.
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From: ANT_THOMAS20 Apr 2003 17:37
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 300 of 2579
300
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)20 Apr 2003 17:37
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 301 of 2579
Somewhere else round here, englishpaul was saying that his oldest son is getting married in tropical parts, and it'd cost £2500 for him to attend. Mikee needs at least a grand to get his t-shirt making enterprise off the ground. £2500 would help buy prosthetic arms for little Ali the bombed Iraqi kid, or allow Andee to put a deposit on a RealDoll. With £2500, Steve Manthorp could buy enough Dremel bits to carve a ball the size of a melon, or allow Kev to pretend to be a big carved ball for a month. It could save starving children in Africa; tackle deforestation in the Amazon basin or help the victims of Agent Orange spraying in Vietnam.

But yeah, I'll add it to the list of things I'd like to be able to do with any spare wads of £2500 I happen to find lying around. It'll be right up there between buying Wayne his car and Simon a metric ton of beef jerky.
From: andy20 Apr 2003 18:29
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 302 of 2579
Hey, I don't need the /whole/ doll. Just the pelvic region will be fine. And a singular breast, perhaps.

I'll spend the rest of the £2500 on lubrication and Nelson Mandela's public speaking cassettes.