I was tempted...

Only actually done that once, though. Simultaneously fucked up a carving when I'd nearly finished it AND stuck a chisel in my hand. Threw the bastard against a wall and then stood on it. It was rubbish, anyway.

Helps a lot. Plus, if you save the fragments and stitch them back together with twine, you can often still get a decent price for the thing. Amazing, what people will buy...

oh ive never sold any off my crap work

Took me a while to get the hang of what this thread was about (Only recently becoming aware of your whittling expertise). They are 'cracking to the max' though sir, any more balls to put on show?

'S a nice way to pay for supplies....

my work is crap and even stupid ppl woulndnt buy it

Nonsense. They even buy mine, occasionally, and i have all the talent of a seven year old with palsy.

ahh but americans are thick ;p

POO HEAD

Great come back :D

heheh

well i am the god off pure bitchy ness (yeah bitchy ness is two words)

Dear God, will this thread not die???!!!!!!!!

Probably not. It'll still be running when technology has advanced far enough for our PCs to post messages by themselves.

Of course, moaning about it isn't helping it die.

I was kind of going for a "reverse psychology" type approach.

Look what you did. You have created the thread that will not die. It's like the main character from your book.

<sets fire to thread>