But won't that leave them feeling unwanted?

Fascinated to see you've been obliging people by giving them wood, and sorry to see you couldn't get Manthorp's balls involved.

I was quite interested but we don't live in Main Street (60 or otherwise) or have any need of a No.7. Do you have any other street names or numbers by any chance?

I have a variety of blank bits of wood just crying out for a name, number or "live laugh love" to be carved on them...

What did you have in mind?

My balls don't see much action these days. They are, however, still on display at Mont Orgeuil, and listed as one of the attractions, though playing second fiddle to The Wheel of Urine.