Cracked my ball

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Apr 2017 21:33
To: fixrman Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2560 of 2579
Come here and MEAT! :@
From: Manthorp26 Apr 2017 21:27
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2561 of 2579
I'd defo be up for a sarfern meat in the next few months. Would be fun to catch up with all my old biyartches, and I could introduce you all to Charlotte the Harlot.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)27 Apr 2017 00:25
To: Manthorp 2562 of 2579
Those other two haven't even :@ read the message :@ making you're the current furthest travelling meater - wanna pick a weekend in June and get a poll up?
From: koswix27 Apr 2017 06:01
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2563 of 2579
Manthrob, get a poll up? John?!?!
From: Manthorp27 Apr 2017 10:23
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2564 of 2579
I will consult with my infinitely better half this evening & get back to y'all with a tentative date.
From: johngti_mk-ii27 Apr 2017 14:30
To: koswix 2565 of 2579
Don't come near me with that filthy Scottish poll!!!!

Me and Claire would be well up for a meat by the way.
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)28 Apr 2017 08:39
To: johngti_mk-ii 2566 of 2579
Yeah, any excuse to avoid cycling...  :><
From: johngti_mk-ii28 Apr 2017 12:27
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 2567 of 2579
Pot, kettle
From: koswix28 Apr 2017 16:23
To: johngti_mk-ii 2568 of 2579
Racist.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)28 Apr 2017 21:21
To: ALL2569 of 2579
From: johngti_mk-ii30 Apr 2017 07:47
To: koswix 2570 of 2579
Me?

I'm Welsh so I'm a proper minority, pal. Not like you Scottishes. In fact I regularly get racially abused by Claire so it's sympathy I deserve.

Bloody Scottishes :|
EDITED: 30 Apr 2017 07:51 by JOHNGTI_MK-II
From: koswix 1 May 2017 18:01
To: johngti_mk-ii 2571 of 2579
Some of my best friends are minorities.
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 3 May 2017 08:05
To: koswix 2572 of 2579
Minorities != Minors
From: koswix 3 May 2017 11:12
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 2573 of 2579
Going by the ageing* population, are you sure about that?


*when I was a minority, I always thought they were saying the 'Asian population' when talking about old people on the news etc. Was very confused for a while, wondering why Asian people cost the NHS so much :'D
From: Voltane 3 May 2017 20:46
To: All 2574 of 2579
Would be up for a meat but with work I need 6 weeks notice /and/ most of the summer is booked up by other staff. :/
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 3 May 2017 21:40
To: Voltane 2575 of 2579
If you delete the contents of To, you get a real ALL instead of the user:All
From: Voltane 4 May 2017 19:33
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2576 of 2579
But won't that leave them feeling unwanted?
From: william (WILLIAMA) 8 Sep 2021 15:14
To: koswix 2577 of 2579
Fascinated to see you've been obliging people by giving them wood, and sorry to see you couldn't get Manthorp's balls involved.

I was quite interested but we don't live in Main Street (60 or otherwise) or have any need of a No.7. Do you have any other street names or numbers by any chance?
From: koswix 8 Sep 2021 21:08
To: william (WILLIAMA) 2578 of 2579
I have a variety of blank bits of wood just crying out for a name, number or "live laugh love" to be carved on them...

What did you have in mind?
From: Manthorp 9 Sep 2021 09:16
To: william (WILLIAMA) 2579 of 2579
My balls don't see much action these days. They are, however, still on display at Mont Orgeuil, and listed as one of the attractions, though playing second fiddle to The Wheel of Urine.