Cracked my ball

From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2 Aug 2011 14:54
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2498 of 2579
HA! You bell-end. How did you manage that?
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2 Aug 2011 14:55
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2499 of 2579
Well, I was helping a mate load up a van 'cos he's moving. It slipped and landed on my foot.
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2 Aug 2011 14:55
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2500 of 2579

Could have been worse, could have been me!

Yay! Post 2500. :-Y

EDITED: 2 Aug 2011 14:56 by JESUSONEEZ
From: ANT_THOMAS 2 Aug 2011 14:58
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2501 of 2579
Post whore
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 Aug 2011 15:18
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2502 of 2579
Fine thanks,

Since you're posting to yourself, your subequent reply calls this out as a lie. Given that you cannot even be truthful to yourself, how can anyone of us trust you? I put it to you that you are a bare-faced liar, and your testimony should be thrown out.
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2 Aug 2011 17:00
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2503 of 2579
I agree.
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2 Aug 2011 17:24
To: ALL2504 of 2579
Once
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2 Aug 2011 17:25
To: ALL2505 of 2579
Upon
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2 Aug 2011 17:25
To: ALL2506 of 2579
A
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2 Aug 2011 17:25
To: ALL2507 of 2579
Time
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2 Aug 2011 17:26
To: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2508 of 2579
...a Psycho got confined to the Sanatorium? :P
From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER) 2 Aug 2011 17:35
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2509 of 2579
How very dare you!
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2 Aug 2011 18:16
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2510 of 2579
How do I know that I can trust your agreement? You could be lying!
From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 3 Aug 2011 10:56
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 2511 of 2579
I am. Or am I?
From: koswix 3 Aug 2011 11:49
To: ALL2512 of 2579

Ctrl-V:

 

>^..^<

From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 3 Aug 2011 12:46
To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) 2513 of 2579

Ooooh, it's like one of those puzzles, where you have two doors and two guards, one who always tells the truth and one that always lies.

 

Except that there's only one of you... Or is there?

EDITED: 3 Aug 2011 12:46 by MR_BASTARD
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)22 Sep 2013 00:36
To: joops (MARTIN) 2514 of 2579
This one.
From: Mouse26 Sep 2013 00:30
To: Manthorp 2515 of 2579
(from the original post in this thread)

"tehgallery.dazzanet.com is unavailable or may not exist"

There needs to be a gallery of your balls in the British Library or something so it doesn't ever die...

Are the balls in question still on display somewhere physically?
From: Manthorp27 Sep 2013 01:05
To: Mouse 2516 of 2579
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)27 Sep 2013 07:49
To: Manthorp 2517 of 2579
Have you checked? You could phone them up, JR Hartley style, and enquire after your ball. I'm sure they'd be delighted to hear from you.