Apparently I don't have permission to see that photo. This wouldn't have happened if you'd have linked to Google Plus.

No, it's just you I've blocked.

But I regret it. Here, just for you:

Whittled from top to bottom including the base?

He certainly is, although some parts look more chiselled than whittled.

Base turned on my wood lathe. Jaw chiselled, as Mr. B infers.

I meant the Facebook image. I have you in a Google Plus Circle called, "Probable Sex Offenders".

Only probable? What further evidence do you need? I shall bugger a choirboy on your table at the next Northern Meat.

Gonna do Ramadan yet again this year in sympathy with Ms. G & Rosie, but cheating a bit - I'm permitting myself water when I work out. The times are really tough this year, though: http://www.ramadantimes.co.uk/html/cities/Bradford-ramadan-timetable.htm

Anyone fancy joining in for a few days, either for the challenge, quick & dirty weightloss or spiritual gain? Your souls are damned to hell anyway, so that last one's a bit pointless.

A few people in my group at work/uni have asked if I wanted to do it, but I'd definitely have to cheat with drinks during the day, though the quick & dirty weightloss idea isn't a bad one!

That first 4am till 9pm stretch looks a bit bloody daunting.

I might do, I think I'll just end up having a go and seeing what happens..

You're just no fun these days.

Also, in the upper left triangle, is that mark woodgrain?

You haven't, by any chance, cracked your whatever-that-shape-is? :-O

It was a bastard knot that only appeared late in the making thereof. God cracked my truncated cube.

Well it sure as hell isn't mark rendle SHITLOL111111!!!`

Is Rendlibobs officially anathema now? When do we discover that he draws pictures of dragons with erections?

and I have an old man's taste in shoes (that old man not being Elton John BTW)

I dunno, he's dead to me now :C

He's Conservative; he was always dead to you.