Crikey! Well, I *am* whittling a whittling at the moment, but it's still some time away from completion. I have focused on digital & media whittling with GreyHair.

Here, for those who haven't followed it elsewhere, is our latest thang for the Environment Agency and East Lindsey Borough Council, done last week:

I saw you post that, looked fun!

It was. Though there was a thunderstorm while Shanaz was stuck up a cherrypicker. The lightning didn't dare.

Tell me there's a video of that too.

Just a still, I'm afraid:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150322373569579&set=t.636233085&type=1&theater

I'm right behind you...that way I can ensure that you're not right behind me!

And in a further desperate attempt to bolster CmB ratings, here is an ancient whittling you may not have seen before:



It's called the Albigensian Heresy. It measure the ratio of good to evil in any given place.

Is it one metre tall, photographed with some tilt-shift technique to appear small?

It's actually taken with a scanning electron microscope.

Apparently I don't have permission to see that photo. This wouldn't have happened if you'd have linked to Google Plus.

No, it's just you I've blocked.

But I regret it. Here, just for you:

Whittled from top to bottom including the base?

He certainly is, although some parts look more chiselled than whittled.

Base turned on my wood lathe. Jaw chiselled, as Mr. B infers.

I meant the Facebook image. I have you in a Google Plus Circle called, "Probable Sex Offenders".

Only probable? What further evidence do you need? I shall bugger a choirboy on your table at the next Northern Meat.

Gonna do Ramadan yet again this year in sympathy with Ms. G & Rosie, but cheating a bit - I'm permitting myself water when I work out. The times are really tough this year, though: http://www.ramadantimes.co.uk/html/cities/Bradford-ramadan-timetable.htm

Anyone fancy joining in for a few days, either for the challenge, quick & dirty weightloss or spiritual gain? Your souls are damned to hell anyway, so that last one's a bit pointless.

A few people in my group at work/uni have asked if I wanted to do it, but I'd definitely have to cheat with drinks during the day, though the quick & dirty weightloss idea isn't a bad one!

That first 4am till 9pm stretch looks a bit bloody daunting.