Pfft. Noob.

 

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.

Liberal Nazi.

Miraculous treatments are discovered and Manthorp's balls suddenly regain their initial shine and smoothness.

Could that be rescheduled to the present day? They are already losing their lustre a bit.

I'm afraid that even though we can apparently send men (and women) to the Moon, create chips with tens of millions of transistors in a few square centimetres etc, your balls are a much bigger challenge to humankind than anything encountered until now. It's all that wear and tear probably, combined with... hostile environments. No can do yet, sorry :(

Ouch. Not a nice image.

The almost universal distribution of the garrulous <sp> BP 3.2 application ensures that the Cracked My Ball thread lives on well into the 24th century

Oi! If you're going to use big words, you should spell them right. :@

Good point. In my defence, I had been to a party last night and was well fresh.

....and I said "another donkey? I barely even used the last one!"

 

lol

Hmmm. This sort of links well, here :)

Your link's broken, any chance of updating it?

2327 : Kos still can't get his HD Telly to sound right

Will do later on today.

 

Ant: Harsh.

(fail)

I've just checked the link and it's Dazza's old gallery site, deconstructed some time ago, so you ought to Badger the Dark one.

 

There are one or two of my whittlings at manthorp.co.uk and I attach a piccie of the Original Cracked Ball for you to wince at, plus a *bonus* picture of a snow leopard carved in holly with inlaid amber and jet eyes on a Tagua Nut snowdrift.

You are a fraud! that leopard is not carved from snow.

Happy new year, longest thread. And may there be many more!

sKuse my ignorance - but did you just appear recently, or are you a longtime poster with a previous sig and if so what was it?