2304: mazzo gets an invite ...

2305: Deceased lawyer wins Hades Olympic Ice Dance gold medal.

2306 : The dates and times of Beehive stop working.

2307: Moorlock and Ant share the world's first collective hallucination.

Everybody except them thinks they're mental.

*thinks they're gay.

What's the difference between 'Call me Dave' and 'Call me Tony' ?

Communist.

Pfft. Noob.

 

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.

Liberal Nazi.

Miraculous treatments are discovered and Manthorp's balls suddenly regain their initial shine and smoothness.

Could that be rescheduled to the present day? They are already losing their lustre a bit.

I'm afraid that even though we can apparently send men (and women) to the Moon, create chips with tens of millions of transistors in a few square centimetres etc, your balls are a much bigger challenge to humankind than anything encountered until now. It's all that wear and tear probably, combined with... hostile environments. No can do yet, sorry :(

Ouch. Not a nice image.

The almost universal distribution of the garrulous <sp> BP 3.2 application ensures that the Cracked My Ball thread lives on well into the 24th century

Oi! If you're going to use big words, you should spell them right. :@

Good point. In my defence, I had been to a party last night and was well fresh.