The last thing I whittled was my ebony & opal flash drive, which I think you saw (if not, image attached).

I'm building up to a new piece, something architectural/ furniturelike/ containerlike based around chapbook marginal illustrations. I'm not quite there yet, but along the lines of a previous piece, Columba Aspexit (another image attached).

Is that thing in Keighley now? And a bit broken? Or am I thinking of some other thing that looks exactly like that?

It is. I gave it to your dear mama years and years ago.

your balls are real art and I'd be happy to support them !

I would be happy for you to cup them in your broad manly hands. More than happy, actually.

Halloo, sweet cheeks.

2303: President Maliki declares that Iraq is "only months away" from being capable of supporting its own internal defence.

2304: mazzo gets an invite ...

2305: Deceased lawyer wins Hades Olympic Ice Dance gold medal.

2306 : The dates and times of Beehive stop working.

2307: Moorlock and Ant share the world's first collective hallucination.

Everybody except them thinks they're mental.

*thinks they're gay.

What's the difference between 'Call me Dave' and 'Call me Tony' ?

Communist.

Pfft. Noob.

 

Actually, it's a proven scientific fact that the blacks love tories. We have earnt the respect of all the major tribes of the Empire, so shut your shizzle, or we'll set twelve year old darkies with knives and guns on you. Fact.

Liberal Nazi.