Yup, that's you, with Wibbleboy, Charlie, Gaye, Ricard00 and Gill in the background.

The previous picture is PC Format journalists Alec Meer is sitting, Dan Griliopoulos is behind him - can't remember the name of the third, I'm afraid. Mouse is in piccy 2, the big girl.

In pic 5, apart from Dyl, there's Gabe's friend Jack and HermannD

I did exactly the same. You haev my old.

But not your strychnine-crazed sex face, sadly.

It'll come with practice.

I like to think I have a bit more taste and distinction than that.

No girl would sport split ends like that.

So, have you been whittling away at anything lately? Not necessarily something with a crack.

2295 - Steve finally has to reverse round a corner in his car, but realises he can't remember how to do it despite having to do it THREE TIMES in his driving test.

The last thing I whittled was my ebony & opal flash drive, which I think you saw (if not, image attached).

I'm building up to a new piece, something architectural/ furniturelike/ containerlike based around chapbook marginal illustrations. I'm not quite there yet, but along the lines of a previous piece, Columba Aspexit (another image attached).

Is that thing in Keighley now? And a bit broken? Or am I thinking of some other thing that looks exactly like that?

It is. I gave it to your dear mama years and years ago.

your balls are real art and I'd be happy to support them !

I would be happy for you to cup them in your broad manly hands. More than happy, actually.

Halloo, sweet cheeks.

2303: President Maliki declares that Iraq is "only months away" from being capable of supporting its own internal defence.

2304: mazzo gets an invite ...

2305: Deceased lawyer wins Hades Olympic Ice Dance gold medal.

2306 : The dates and times of Beehive stop working.

2307: Moorlock and Ant share the world's first collective hallucination.

Everybody except them thinks they're mental.