May I suggest:

 

"Oi longhair"
"Get yer hair cut"
"You've got girls hair"
"Mosher"
"Hippy"
"Hippymosher"

Actually I was thinking more of the picture I originally mentioned and not the one that has you in...

You forgot:
"Look it's Ozzy!"

Pff, I don't shake enough to look like Ozzy.

 

Anyway, Dyl's lovely. He just happens to look like a cavalier. Nothing wrong with that.

Is that me in picture 4? Less than 3 years ago... :{)

I've been reading this bit of the thread thinking that you're all referring to the SomethingAwful pronfaces thingy, and not the Cartwright Hall pictures. It sort of makes a bit more sense now.

Yup, that's you, with Wibbleboy, Charlie, Gaye, Ricard00 and Gill in the background.

The previous picture is PC Format journalists Alec Meer is sitting, Dan Griliopoulos is behind him - can't remember the name of the third, I'm afraid. Mouse is in piccy 2, the big girl.

In pic 5, apart from Dyl, there's Gabe's friend Jack and HermannD

I did exactly the same. You haev my old.

But not your strychnine-crazed sex face, sadly.

It'll come with practice.

I like to think I have a bit more taste and distinction than that.

No girl would sport split ends like that.

So, have you been whittling away at anything lately? Not necessarily something with a crack.

2295 - Steve finally has to reverse round a corner in his car, but realises he can't remember how to do it despite having to do it THREE TIMES in his driving test.

The last thing I whittled was my ebony & opal flash drive, which I think you saw (if not, image attached).

I'm building up to a new piece, something architectural/ furniturelike/ containerlike based around chapbook marginal illustrations. I'm not quite there yet, but along the lines of a previous piece, Columba Aspexit (another image attached).

Is that thing in Keighley now? And a bit broken? Or am I thinking of some other thing that looks exactly like that?

It is. I gave it to your dear mama years and years ago.

your balls are real art and I'd be happy to support them !

I would be happy for you to cup them in your broad manly hands. More than happy, actually.