2266. Trig continues to think he's eating computer parts only to discover that the guy who brought a computer case full of potatoes to PC World has struck again.

2267: My harddrive is peeling.

Arfle to the last three posts...

Arfle all you like, cracked-ball man. It's 2269 and because the nurse has increased your dosage, you're having brief moments of lucidity where you experience flashbacks to the Teh Forum thread where you were perpetually reminded of your cracked ball.

Is the nurse panting and moaning atop of me?

Of course. You've still got it - "increased your dosage" is a euphemism.

Whew! 2272 and the Viagra comany gives Manthorp a lifetime customer loyalty reward in the form of a Golden Viagra, which he promptly swallows, chokes on and dies.

2273: The Suttiestation 301 is launched to mixed reviews. Media pundits question whether the console really needs 45 quargleplex drives and claim that the 1990s styling is a retro too far.

Some claim that the Suttiestation is redeemed by its library of resolutely unreconstructed manly games including the must-have killer Driving Testosterone.

Lol. Haha, very good.

2275: People finally stop taking the piss out of Trig for his peculiar ways. For a an afternoon, anyway.

Steve makes it into Something Awful.

Oh no! Porn doppelganger strikes again. If it had been me, the laydeee would have been offering me the money, obviously.

You are the guy playing in picture #5 AICMFP!

Which one are you referring to?

Aha, no. That is Sir Dyl. I am the other long hair on pic #2

*tries not to say anything that could be taken as offensive*
*gives up*

May I suggest:

 

"Oi longhair"
"Get yer hair cut"
"You've got girls hair"
"Mosher"
"Hippy"
"Hippymosher"

Actually I was thinking more of the picture I originally mentioned and not the one that has you in...

You forgot:
"Look it's Ozzy!"

Pff, I don't shake enough to look like Ozzy.

 

Anyway, Dyl's lovely. He just happens to look like a cavalier. Nothing wrong with that.