Cracked my ball
Except it's not nearly as exciting as I had hoped it would be.
:D
[looks down] Dang!
I just randomly found a picture of me on the internet:
http://teddie.beyondunreal.com/CartwrightHall_EventPhotos.htm
Also, I want to go Steve's Balls, how long are they hanging Steve?
There is init.
Says at least on some of the photos I was sure.
1) I am confident that I have never owned a t-shirt that colour.
2) in the last photo, there is a painting of a scene of rural buggery on the back wall.
There's you, and the PCF staffers, and Wib, and Ricard00 and Gaye & Gill and HermannD as well. What a merry band.
I'll have to rummage around and see if I can find photos of the Kenneth Hung show, with Kenny out-roaring Simes in the Karaoke Godzilla Roaring Competition (imagine what Simes was thinking as you were roaring, Kenny...).
As soon as the Bradford Big Screen is up and running properly, I'll see if I can run a games night on it and we'll have a Bradford Possie Meat followed by Hide the Snake and pizzas and Be In Your Favourite Game With 3d Visor at my gaff.
As to the exposure of my balls, the PV was on the 2nd and they will be on display at Mont Orgeuil Castle in Jersey pretty much in perpetuity (or until the cracked one falls apart...).
It's the focus of my collections policy. I'm aiming for the most significant national collection of artworks recording or reflecting outré sexual practices and peccadillos. Obviously in the home town of David (gi's a fag) Hockney, I have a head start.
I'm currently chasing a late Rembrandt etching with marginal rimming.
I still have the golden dinosaur, and treasure it. It normally sits on top of my computer with the secret santa robot Dan got me, but since I've just moved, it's been residing inside a cardboard box. UNTIL NOW!
I dread to think what would have happened to it if I hadn't won the competition.
It would have been loved, Kenny.
Loved in the way it only can between a real man and his reptilian love slave.
Did I say love slave? I meant Love Puppet.
No wait.......