2196: Andy Blick XVI bans all Custard Creams.
Dyl turns in his grave, though scientists claim it's to prevent grave sores.
2205
The human race grows an extra arm.
2206
Hundred of people caught wanking under the desk while supposedly working and subsequently lose their jobs.
2207
Trig finally admits that reseating RAM can solve problems.
2208
Trig dies due to electrocution while trying to reseat someone's RAM with the computer still plugged into the mains.
2210
Trig's demise brings all of mankind together in a way never imagined before and brings world peace to everyone.