Now that's the kind of art-faggery I can get on board with.
Will there be a version where I can raze Liverpool to the ground?
>MOUSE> They made a classic balls of the story. I said that we believed that the map would be the most complex UT map ever made, and through the power of press hyperbole it was transmogrified into the most complex game of all time.
The story in the paper was accompanied by an unfortunate shot of my aged self looking strangely pensive, as if wondering whether the sun was over the yardarm yet.
>KENNY> I hope to launch it on the new big screen in Bradford city centre, which should be up and running well before the game is finished. One of the spawn points is going to be directly in front of the screen, so that should give it a nice Alice-in-wonderland quality.
The 'Alsop Wand' is in reality, of course, an Alsop Gun, but I don't want to offend the delicate sensibilities of some of the project funders, so extremely gun-like wands they will remain for the time being.
Strange to tell, but when Bradford was being a little slow in coming forward with the moolah, we had a sly approach from Birmingham - heaven knows how they had found out about the project, which was seriously under wraps at the time - asking if we wanted to relocate it and offering to fund it.
If it didn't use the Unreal engine, thus effectively prohibiting commercial exploitation, I'd say it was a very sellable project.