I almost posted that I wish I was thre to enjoy the girls too... And this is totally unfair, there is a lack of good looking guys in this city :/

Returns to see what happened with the cracked balls. And wonders who this andy black person is.

Regarding the balls, I'm carving the last four interiors at max speed, with the aim of finishing within three weeks. And yes, I know I owe a load of photos. I'll do them all at once.

 

Regarding Andy Black, he is a transvestite Salsa instructor who occasionally visits the forum to brag about his sexual exploits. As he has a predilection for scat, these anecdotes are best skirted over.

Andy Black shits on girls. He's a bit of a ledg'.

Andrew, have you been drinking? Lots??

'rohypnol' :(

The internet does seem the place for photos of your balls. As for "scat" I'm assuming you're refering to vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice, and brought to an artistic height in 2134 by some Scott named Trigger who killed enough brain cells to only be able to communicate in this manner.

He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels.

Of your own accord?

no, it was forced upon me.

Is this the right thread for reporting errors in Milko?

Is there an error in me? I'd prefer people to just tell me face-to-face about that sort of thing, but here will suffice.

I was just checking for future reference.

Fair enough.

 

*watches out*

I HAEV FINISHED!!!

Last night at approximately half-past nine, more than four years from taking on the commission, I completed the last roundel of the twelfth and final ball!

I have five completed, unphotographed balls tucked away in my undies. I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.

I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus.

HUZZAH!!

Congratulations on shagging the missus. I can't think of a better cause for celebration!

Fill one ball and empty two others. There's symmetry in that.

Does Greg know of your infidelity? :'-(

Cracked it at last. Thank God.

 

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