Cracked my ball

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jan 2005 14:33
To: ALL2077 of 2579

Well, bloody well sod you, then. If we're going to abandon the fantastic future we were creating in favour of icy car action, well, it makes me wonder why I bother going on. I could have just given up the fight with the wheel in the wee small hours of Sunday morning and slipped quietly into oblivion.

 

It was a cold, clear night, and I was driving home after seeing a couple of gigs in Glasgow. I was hanging a right round a roundabout, clutch down, braking gently when the engine cut out, taking the power steering and braking with it, nearly putting me into the verge. I'm not sure exactly what happened, because I was kind of on autopilot, but I'd been half expecting it to lose grip a bit because it was icy, so for the steering to suddenly become extremely heavy was a shock. I was able to coast down to a side road, then had to handbrake it to stop, turn the alarm on and off to reset the immobiliser and start back up. The car ran fine the rest of the way.

 

But it sickens me when people drag a sensible thread off topic.

From: patch24 Jan 2005 15:53
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2078 of 2579
So what you're saying is that you were driving along and you didn't crash your car. Jesus, what an anticlimax.
From: Joe (ADAMSMITH)24 Jan 2005 15:56
To: milko 2079 of 2579
Thanks. A very scary event but has of right now, I am feeling fine which is important part.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jan 2005 16:09
To: patch 2080 of 2579
Hey, if Wibble can post about all the great stuff he's not bought, I can post about my far-death experiences.
From: SMD24 Jan 2005 16:15
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2081 of 2579
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)24 Jan 2005 16:25
To: SMD 2082 of 2579
That's /no/ fun.
From: JonCooper24 Jan 2005 16:30
To: Joe (ADAMSMITH) 2083 of 2579

poat what you like, everyone else does.

 

good job you're ok, sounds well scary.

From: Joe (ADAMSMITH)24 Jan 2005 16:31
To: JonCooper 2084 of 2579
Thanks
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)24 Jan 2005 16:32
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2085 of 2579

Ask Dyl about my driving skills on the way back from Durham :$ (fail) 

 

I don't think I'll try that series of events again.

From: Sulkpot24 Jan 2005 17:14
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 2086 of 2579
From: steve24 Jan 2005 17:47
To: SMD 2087 of 2579
* www.rowdydow.co.uk :C :C :C :C :C 
From: steve24 Jan 2005 17:48
To: Sulkpot 2088 of 2579

Oh :$ 

 

THAT WILL SERVE ME RIGHT FOR NOT READING THE LAST TWO POSTS :( 

From: SMD24 Jan 2005 17:58
To: steve 2089 of 2579
But all good emo posts belong on blogspot.
From: mmm (JAY)24 Jan 2005 18:02
To: Ioana (JEN) 2090 of 2579
I share my birthday with your brother (aww) (and the anniversary of lots of people dying in the Ukraine)
From: Ioana (JEN)24 Jan 2005 18:07
To: mmm (JAY) 2091 of 2579
I know you do.
From: dyl24 Jan 2005 19:32
To: Joe (ADAMSMITH) 2092 of 2579

With the bloggish nature of Teh these days (and forever before come to think of it), that would have warranted a whole new thread.

 

I suspect you'll be dreaming about that incident for months to come. Well done for not being dead or mangled.

 

However, you've inspired me to start a whole new thread now.

From: dyl24 Jan 2005 19:41
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 2093 of 2579

I don't remember any particular incidents on the way back from Durham. Well, there was that one roundabout where the exit turned out to be just a little narrower than you had taken into account, but you compensated & recovered elegantly. Even if I did express a certain amount of terror at the time.

 

Your sitting-in-2-hour-traffic-queue skills were equally commendable.

EDITED: 24 Jan 2005 20:42 by DYL
From: Sulkpot24 Jan 2005 22:32
To: steve 2094 of 2579
I wuv your website :-$ 
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)24 Jan 2005 23:08
To: dyl 2095 of 2579

It wasn't so much thinner as I expected as "Oh wait, that bit of gutter is on the RIGHT hand side meaning the road is over /there/."

 

Mind you, it's something I'll probably never forget, which is good. It's nice learning things the hard way but without resulting in major issues.

 

Remind me to never buy a small car like that, though :& 

From: dyl25 Jan 2005 00:36
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 2096 of 2579

I understand that small, light cars take some getting used to when you're more accustomed to big heavy cars that tend to stick to the road, a quality that fiestas are not well know for.

 

It was an evil roundabout exit anyway, not best designed to give one any idea where the fuck one is going.

 

Anyway: In the year 2096, a secret cult that has been attempting to clone Adolf Hitler from his discarded "other" testicle finally acheives its aim, and unleashes an army of tiny moustached goose stepping dictators on what remains of the world. Fortunately, these tiny Fuhrers are only 2 feet tall, meaning that only Jewish Yorkshire terriers have anything to fear.

 

EDit: Damn, wrong year.

EDITED: 25 Jan 2005 01:37 by DYL