I love you, Gregory.

My driving licence expires.

Gregipoos, please could you edit 2041 to include my demise as per my tattoo? I'd be most grateful.

Trig finally gets a job.

Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo.

Ba'athist leader George Galloway sweeps to victory in the Paraguay General Election. His 'Stop the Poor' Coalition is based on the philosophical treatise 'Untitled Document' by St Rendle the Bumlove, canonised in record time by the current Pope, Owen Wibbly.

Travelling back to the present day: Mark Rendle acknowledges that he could be Peter Kay's bumlove.

 

I rest my case.

2052: Peanut, after a lifetime of self-flagellation and coal-eating, finally makes restitution for father Truffy's despoilment of threads in the pursuit of meanness to St Rendle. Truffy is renamed Andy Black 4 in memoriam.

St Rendle, or St Martha the Insipid as she became known after her 'operation', becomes the patron saint of transexuals and grey audi drivers the world over. She is entombed in a small box at the bottom of Pope Peter's magnificent mausoleum, a fitting tribute to his talent.

Peanut becomes CEO of Tampax.

Tampax is renamed "Andy Black 5" in memoriam.

 

The lost city of Atlantis rises from beneath the Guantanamo Sea. King of Atlantis Robert Maxwell joins with the Government of Paraguay in declaring Holy War upon the Vatican and the Allies dispatch a crusade to recover the holy relics of St Rendle the Martha.

 

Elsewhere, peacocks evolve self-awareness and formulate a rudimentary form of language, in which the only adjective is 'spafe'.

Andy Black is assassinated and all traces of him from history are removed.

 

The parakeets are suspiciously quiet.

 

(someone should make this into a storee type thing)

I was assassinated almost 50 years ago. People like you are why they introduced the "doesn't pay attention" tax in 2057.

.. which nobody notices.

The Illumanti cloned you and gave you superhuman clothes hanging powers.

The illuminati descend momentarily from their Ivory tower and quietly arrange for the 'illumanti' to disappear.

 

The parakeets notice, but are unable to claim a rebate on the attention tax, because they can't fill in the requisite ninety-page Inland Revenue form.

Racoon is born.

Racoon is christened 'Andy Black 6' in memoriam of Andy's second assassination by unobservant illumanti.