Deriviative humorous posts about words which start with "para" are outlawed. Violators are punished by stoning. The giant space ark finally launches and heads for Alpha Centauri; The Romans win with 110%.

A thread on Teh Forum reaches 1,000,000 posts in length.



It is renamed The Andy Black thread, for no obvious reason.

Peter Kay elected Pope.

2032, Manthorp completes his balls commission.

Version 0.6 of Project BeehiveForums is released to the public.

Pope Peter is voted funniest human being of all time. He extends the hand of friendship to a bitter and twisted down-and-out ex-rival, Mark Rendle, who humbly accepts his charity and becomes the Papal Bumlove.

Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove are assassinated by Kenny Johnson who has been known as "The Second Funniest Man in Paraguay" since that whole business with the meteors and Andy Black and the Space Arc and the Yates's Wine Lodge.

 

A new band, "Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove" explode onto the scene with a groundbreaking new retro-retro-nu-retro-nu-prog sound.

A person is slightly hurt in an inconsequential event.

Jay and 'Drew decide to leave their houses and explore the wonders or Paraguay.

After not finding the wonders they both have panic attacks.

Five years after the death of its lazy Pope-accompanying creator, the UntitledDocument.co.uk domain finally expires and the content is lost forever. Allowing Gregory to steal all of it.

I love you, Gregory.

My driving licence expires.

Gregipoos, please could you edit 2041 to include my demise as per my tattoo? I'd be most grateful.

Trig finally gets a job.

Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo.