Osama Bin Laden is finally found, trying to order a Big Mac meal in Paraguay.

 

No one cares any more, since the US doesn't exist.

Paragquy, being the one that no one invited to the party, is named Andy Black 3 in memorium.

Andy Black 3 renames itself Paraguay :( 

Parakeets, unsure whether they have been named after a country or not, decide that they've had enough and form a political party dedicated to fighting the war against television. Nothing comes of it, though.

Paraplegics get up in stumps about the fact no one has named a country after them. No one notices.

Paratroopers are sent to fight the paraplegics on the previously neutral grounds of Paraguay, and are defeated as the parakeets decide to ally with the paraplegics to form the Paralliance.

Deriviative humorous posts about words which start with "para" are outlawed. Violators are punished by stoning. The giant space ark finally launches and heads for Alpha Centauri; The Romans win with 110%.

A thread on Teh Forum reaches 1,000,000 posts in length.



It is renamed The Andy Black thread, for no obvious reason.

Peter Kay elected Pope.

2032, Manthorp completes his balls commission.

Version 0.6 of Project BeehiveForums is released to the public.

Pope Peter is voted funniest human being of all time. He extends the hand of friendship to a bitter and twisted down-and-out ex-rival, Mark Rendle, who humbly accepts his charity and becomes the Papal Bumlove.

Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove are assassinated by Kenny Johnson who has been known as "The Second Funniest Man in Paraguay" since that whole business with the meteors and Andy Black and the Space Arc and the Yates's Wine Lodge.

 

A new band, "Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove" explode onto the scene with a groundbreaking new retro-retro-nu-retro-nu-prog sound.

A person is slightly hurt in an inconsequential event.

Jay and 'Drew decide to leave their houses and explore the wonders or Paraguay.

After not finding the wonders they both have panic attacks.

Five years after the death of its lazy Pope-accompanying creator, the UntitledDocument.co.uk domain finally expires and the content is lost forever. Allowing Gregory to steal all of it.

I love you, Gregory.