Cracked my ball

From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 21:41
To: MrTrent 1919 of 2579
Similarly, people in Germany were going to have hard time forgetting the weakness that the Weimar Republic was displaying throughout 1919, signing treaties and surviving Sparticist revolutions left right and centre. Perhaps they should have taken a leaf about strong leadership out of Mr Mussolini's book, which was probably available at the time, as he had just founded his Fascist movement. The most important event of 1919 that resonates through history still, however, is the imposition of Oregon's imposition of a tax levy on gasoline, becoming the first US state to do so.
From: Manthorp14 Jan 2005 00:08
To: ALL1920 of 2579
Fucking juvenile is what you lot are, and you will reap your just desserts; unless those aging do-gooders who formed The Child Welfare League of America bail you out.
EDITED: 14 Jan 2005 01:11 by MANTHORP
From: koswix14 Jan 2005 00:27
To: ALL1921 of 2579

In 1921, from the ashes of the once great Ottoman Empire, the land of Turkey was formed. This new country took the world by storm, providing all sorts of dubios meat-based products to drunken revellers in every city of the globe.

 

Oh, they made a cool flag, too.

From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)14 Jan 2005 06:38
To: koswix 1922 of 2579

And, as Darren should well know, in 1922 the Irish Free State was founded. And look how well that went!
It was also the year that the first US aircraft carrier was launched, namely the USS Langley. And that did a lot of good too :/ 

From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)14 Jan 2005 06:45
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 1923 of 2579
And in 1923 the KKK was exposed, and by 1930 them crackers had dropped from 5 million to about 9000. :Y 
From: Rowan14 Jan 2005 10:30
To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) 1924 of 2579
The theme of such happy events continues into 1924 when, if my memory of my history A level is correct, as Hitler's Munich putch goes pear shaped and he goes to prison. And a cuddly socialist chap called Matteotti stood up in the Italian Chamber of Deputies and accused Mussolini of rigging the elections, and being a general bastard. O'course, his story ends a little less happily, as, purely coincidentally, he gets dragged into a car on his way home, and is found the next day with a metal file protruding from his chest.
From: Rowan14 Jan 2005 10:35
To: Rowan 1925 of 2579

...and then Il Duce continues his fun and games by telling everyone that they're Fascist, and he's their dictator. And they all go, "Mwuh? Uh. Okay." Oh, and the KKK has a bit of a resurgence in Washington.

 

Still, on the upside, 1925 also saw the signing of the Locarno Pact, /and/ the introduction of London's first double decker busses!

From: Rowan14 Jan 2005 10:41
To: Rowan 1926 of 2579
Although the busses no doubt stopped running, when we had a bit of a general strike, in 1926. Just a few days after somebody tried to kill that Mussolini chap. In fact, seems like a bad year for dictators, as someone had a pop at Primo, over in Spain, too. Which I've always considered a bit harsh. I mean, yes, he staged a military coup and overthrew the government, but he wasn't all that nasty, and he was genuinely delusional, and thought he was in tune with the Spanish public. Which'll be why he withdrew Spain from the League of Nations.
From: Rowan14 Jan 2005 10:45
To: Rowan 1927 of 2579

Meanwhile, the Americans were executing their own particular brand of crazy, and handing death sentances out to any immigrants who're accused of a crime, a la Sacco and Vanzetti.

 

And 1600 stupid people get hospitalised on December 12, after slipping on Britain's icy streets.

From: andy14 Jan 2005 12:43
To: ALL1928 of 2579
Nothing interesting happened in 1928.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)14 Jan 2005 13:05
To: andy 1929 of 2579
Which would cause lots of boredom and apathy and such, and might explain why The Great Depression started in 1929.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)14 Jan 2005 13:09
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 1930 of 2579
In this year, the first documented case of time travel occurred; a Mr Daniel Herman materialised in Chicago, stealing Luigi "Knuckles" Marionetti's fedora hat, before padlocking the gates to Mr Marionetti's mansion shut and vanishing.
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From: MrTrent14 Jan 2005 13:38
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 1932 of 2579
It's been rather cold recently hasn't it. BUt, i think we can safely say that it wasn't as cold as 1932 when Niagra Falls actually froze solid.
From: Rowan14 Jan 2005 14:53
To: MrTrent 1933 of 2579

January 30th, 1933, and President Hindenburg has a chat with leading politician/businessman Von Papen, and decides Hitler's probably 'not that bad', and gives him the Chancellorship. Less than a month later, and the Reichstag's on fire. Coo. A fitted-up Socialist is found nearby, and the Enabling Act is passed as the result. Hindenburg wonders if, perhaps, he might have been mistaken.

 

On the other side of the Atlantic, though, FDR's being all warm and fuzzy, and broadcasts his first Fireside Chat, shortly before doing his whole New Deal thing. (hug) 

 

The international media's attention is directed to Scotland, however, where the first modern sighting of the Loch Ness Monster has just occured.

 

A little more subtly, however, our world changes for the better, as the revered Ruth Wakefield invents the chocolate chip cookie.

From: koswix14 Jan 2005 15:13
To: Rowan 1934 of 2579
Then in 1934, Harold Clayton Urey won a Noble Prize for Chemistry after discovering heavy hydrogen, or Deuterium as it's also known.

The isotope of hydrogen in which the nucleus contains one proton and one neutron, sometimes called heavy hydrogen. The deuterium atom (called the deuteron) is denoted either 2H or D.
From: Manthorp14 Jan 2005 16:41
To: koswix 1935 of 2579
Deuterium may be pretty heavy, but it wasn't as heavy as the great flood of July 7, 1935, the heaviest rainfall ever recorded in New York.
From: koswix14 Jan 2005 17:47
To: Manthorp 1936 of 2579
Which might explain why, in 1936, Culligan started selling water treatment produces.
From: Manthorp14 Jan 2005 18:17
To: koswix 1937 of 2579
No wonder Mrs. Not Afraid Bear, a Lower Yanktonian Sioux, believes that 1936 was the driest and hottest summer of all her lifetime.
From: SMD14 Jan 2005 18:54
To: ALL1938 of 2579
Italy win the World Cup for the second time. Rumours that a Russian linesman was born in this year go unconfirmed.