Cracked my ball

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From: MrTrent12 Jan 2005 23:49
To: Racoon 1888 of 2579
Not a million miles away in India, baseball sized hailstones killed 246 people in 1888.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:09
To: MrTrent 1889 of 2579

You're just a fountain of time-travel knowledge, you.

 

Speaking of which, I bet the critics of Paris soon wished they had a time-machine in 1889, when they declared the newly inaugurated Eiffel Tower to be aesthetically displeasing. Lawks!

From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:13
To: Rowan 1890 of 2579
Indeed, they were so embarassed, they were inclined to walk the streets with their heads hidden inside cardboard boxes, as conveniently invented by Robert Gair, in 1890.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:16
To: Rowan 1891 of 2579
With the cardboard box, of course, came incredibly-hard-to-tear-cardboard-box-tape. This was no obstacle, however, as the Swiss Army quickly came to everyone's aid by producing their handy new Knife.
From: dyl13 Jan 2005 00:52
To: Rowan 1892 of 2579

The newly discovered element of argon unfortunately proves to be useless for making knives out of.

 

However Edison has just patented the TWO WAY TELEGRAPH! Telephone conversations no longer neccesitate the participants having their speaking and listening devices transported between each others' locations repeatedly.

 

This is going to get a lot more interesting around post number 2006.

From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)13 Jan 2005 08:49
To: dyl 1893 of 2579
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 10:09
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 1894 of 2579
Might as well live to see the first bottle of Coca Cola produced, in 1894.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)13 Jan 2005 10:13
To: Rowan 1895 of 2579
Indeed. In fact, maybe it was discoveries like Coca Cola that Alfred Nobel had in mind in 1895 when he wrote his last will and testament dedicating his estate to the establishment of the Prize which bears his name. Which was lucky because...
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)13 Jan 2005 10:14
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 1896 of 2579
...he died in 1896.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 10:29
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 1897 of 2579
Unlike Mark Twain, who, the very next year, is quoted as saying "The report of my death was an exaggeration."
From: Mouse13 Jan 2005 11:32
To: Rowan 1898 of 2579
Henry Moore, Northern Sculpturer who has an art gallery named after him Leeds, was born in this year on the 30th of July.
From: MrTrent13 Jan 2005 14:58
To: Mouse 1899 of 2579
Just imagine, after a hard day's sculpting, you'd want to head off down to the pub, have a pint, and listen to the jukebox. Although it would help if you were in San Francisco in 1899, where the first jukebox was located.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)13 Jan 2005 15:08
To: MrTrent 1901 of 2579

Racoon, my dear. You posted 1900 just before I did, which I'm rather displeased about. I've got a big stick, and i'm going to hit you with.

 

Vice-President Roosevelt would be proud of me, for in 1901, he coined the phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick".

EDITED: 13 Jan 2005 16:11 by WINGNUTKJ
From: MrTrent13 Jan 2005 15:22
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 1902 of 2579
Theodore Roosevelt is famous for refusing to shoot a bear, but i can't help but wonder if he was as squemish about Tigers. I would hope not because between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India.
From: MrTrent13 Jan 2005 15:33
To: MrTrent 1903 of 2579
You can't help but wonder how much nicer the world would be if tigers ate peanuts instead of people. It's not as if there's a limited number of things they could do with them, as in 1903 some research was started at the Tuskeegee Institute, which eventually yielded over 300 uses for the peanut including cheese, mayonnaise, chili sauce, shampoo, bleach, axle grease, linoleum and ice cream.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 16:15
To: MrTrent 1904 of 2579
Versatile though the peanut was justly found to be, it is of little use in a sinking ship. No, in such circumstances, you require that which internationally replaced CQD in 1904; you need SOS.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 16:20
To: Rowan 1905 of 2579
Even SOS, however, is inappropriate if you manage to avoid sinking, only to find yourself in the midst of a mutiny, as you would if you were stationed on the Battleship Potemkin 1905. Of course, if you didn't mutiny, your captain would have made you eat the rotten meat, and then everyone would have become violently sick, and you'd have sailed into some unseen rocks, or something. And /then/ you'd need SOS. Or a peanut.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 16:29
To: Rowan 1906 of 2579
Of course not even a battleship (even a mutinous Comunist one) could have saved the 'Irish Crown Jewels' from being mysteriously stolen in 1906.