Cracked my ball

From: MrTrent12 Jan 2005 17:09
To: Darren 1876 of 2579
I also like vanilla. Interstingly, did you know that music was sent down a phone line for the first time in 1876, the year the phone was invented.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)12 Jan 2005 17:23
To: Darren 1877 of 2579
Pah. I reject your proposal. Much like Ottoman Turkey did with the proposals for internal reform and Balkan provisions in 1877.
From: william (WILLIAMA)12 Jan 2005 17:27
To: MrTrent 1878 of 2579
It's all coming together now, because I once ordered Vanilla ice-cream over a telephone and 1878 is the year that the originator of this thread was born.
EDITED: 12 Jan 2005 18:27 by WILLIAMA
From: JonCooper12 Jan 2005 17:33
To: Darren 1879 of 2579
1879 ~ Rorke's Drift
From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)12 Jan 2005 17:56
To: ALL1880 of 2579
And in December 1880 the American Society of Mechanical Engineers was founded, in NYC (apparently).
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From: JonCooper12 Jan 2005 18:10
To: ALL1882 of 2579
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)12 Jan 2005 18:10
To: ALL1883 of 2579
Bah!

1883 - Brooklyn Bridge opens.
EDITED: 12 Jan 2005 19:11 by BOUGHTONP
From: ANT_THOMAS12 Jan 2005 18:34
To: ALL1884 of 2579
1884 - Edition one of the Oxford English Dictionary is published.
From: SMD12 Jan 2005 20:51
To: ANT_THOMAS 1885 of 2579
1885 - Emmet Brown goes back in time to build the first clock tower, so he can send back Marty McFly in 1955 and get sent back in time to build the first clock tower, so he can send back Marty McFly in 1955 and get sent back in time to build the first clock tower, to...
From: MrTrent12 Jan 2005 23:06
To: SMD 1886 of 2579

He didn't build the clock tower you silly boy. He just got his picture taken in front of it, harnessed the power of the lightning that struck it and watched as Griff flew through the window of it.

 

Incidently, it wasn't until 1886 that an economically viable process was developed to extract aluminium.

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From: MrTrent12 Jan 2005 23:49
To: Racoon 1888 of 2579
Not a million miles away in India, baseball sized hailstones killed 246 people in 1888.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:09
To: MrTrent 1889 of 2579

You're just a fountain of time-travel knowledge, you.

 

Speaking of which, I bet the critics of Paris soon wished they had a time-machine in 1889, when they declared the newly inaugurated Eiffel Tower to be aesthetically displeasing. Lawks!

From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:13
To: Rowan 1890 of 2579
Indeed, they were so embarassed, they were inclined to walk the streets with their heads hidden inside cardboard boxes, as conveniently invented by Robert Gair, in 1890.
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 00:16
To: Rowan 1891 of 2579
With the cardboard box, of course, came incredibly-hard-to-tear-cardboard-box-tape. This was no obstacle, however, as the Swiss Army quickly came to everyone's aid by producing their handy new Knife.
From: dyl13 Jan 2005 00:52
To: Rowan 1892 of 2579

The newly discovered element of argon unfortunately proves to be useless for making knives out of.

 

However Edison has just patented the TWO WAY TELEGRAPH! Telephone conversations no longer neccesitate the participants having their speaking and listening devices transported between each others' locations repeatedly.

 

This is going to get a lot more interesting around post number 2006.

From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)13 Jan 2005 08:49
To: dyl 1893 of 2579
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
From: Rowan13 Jan 2005 10:09
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 1894 of 2579
Might as well live to see the first bottle of Coca Cola produced, in 1894.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)13 Jan 2005 10:13
To: Rowan 1895 of 2579
Indeed. In fact, maybe it was discoveries like Coca Cola that Alfred Nobel had in mind in 1895 when he wrote his last will and testament dedicating his estate to the establishment of the Prize which bears his name. Which was lucky because...