Aaahh! So I should cancel the plans for a 21 gun salute then?

And I'll not thank you for that pearl necklace you were planning on giving me for Chrimbo either...

As with any post made by Manthorp, I shall leave the meaning of mine with it's erotic ambiguity.

Not wanting to go through 1800-odd posts, were they happy? And are there any photos for those of us who're latecomers (no John)?

Steve. Is there an online gallery folder anywhere where we can look at your balls, or assorted other carvings? I came here looking for some pics, but 1800 posts on, it's hard to find anything relevent in this thread.

http://dazzanet.com/tehgallery/

Like the Dazza^^^^man sed. I should add more, but I'm drunk on Arts Council wine and Impressions Gallery beer.

Suggestion: edit your first post to add that URL, to save having to post & repost it for those of us who can't be arsed going through literally thousands of posts to find it.

Plan, that man.

Goodness. I thought I'd never find it...

You are teh Forum Baron Frankenstein of 2005. Let it die in peace. It's reached the high Victorian period (post 1858), and there's no future for it but the decline of Empire.

We should have like a rememberence day for this thread or soemthing.

No. Feck off.

But, other than that, this thread will not die.

Surely it must die some-day?

I suppose we've all gotta go sometime.

 

But this thread will always live on. If not here, then in our hearts, and the tales of glory that we tell our grandchlldren. For they will come to know the pain and the glory of teh cracked ball.

 

Except I still don't know if the customer was happy :( 

I'm sure they were happy.

 

The crack merely adds to the overall perfection. And gives them something extra for their money.

Particularly if he gave them the link to this thread as part of the package.

He should.

 

Then we could charge them for looking at it and become rich.