Cracked my ball

From: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) 9 Dec 2004 23:35
To: SMD 1847 of 2579
quote:
'Joking'?

Is that a veiled suggestion for a forum bukkake-fest over the remains of our in-house whittler? Or is it my mind?
From: Manthorp 9 Dec 2004 23:47
To: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) 1848 of 2579
jOking, not jERking, purlllease, Simon. Spunk does terrible things to my complexion, as Moorlock will attest.
From: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) 9 Dec 2004 23:52
To: Manthorp 1849 of 2579
Aaahh! So I should cancel the plans for a 21 gun salute then?
From: Manthorp 9 Dec 2004 23:56
To: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) 1850 of 2579
And I'll not thank you for that pearl necklace you were planning on giving me for Chrimbo either...
From: SMD10 Dec 2004 05:23
To: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) 1851 of 2579
As with any post made by Manthorp, I shall leave the meaning of mine with it's erotic ambiguity.
From: truffy15 Dec 2004 20:58
To: Manthorp 1852 of 2579
Not wanting to go through 1800-odd posts, were they happy? And are there any photos for those of us who're latecomers (no John)?
From: dyl16 Dec 2004 15:49
To: Manthorp 1853 of 2579
Steve. Is there an online gallery folder anywhere where we can look at your balls, or assorted other carvings? I came here looking for some pics, but 1800 posts on, it's hard to find anything relevent in this thread.
From: Darren16 Dec 2004 21:40
To: dyl 1854 of 2579
From: Manthorp16 Dec 2004 21:49
To: dyl 1855 of 2579
Like the Dazza^^^^man sed. I should add more, but I'm drunk on Arts Council wine and Impressions Gallery beer.
From: dyl17 Dec 2004 03:03
To: Manthorp 1856 of 2579
Suggestion: edit your first post to add that URL, to save having to post & repost it for those of us who can't be arsed going through literally thousands of posts to find it.
From: Manthorp17 Dec 2004 07:47
To: dyl 1857 of 2579
Plan, that man.
From: kara 1 Jan 2005 18:17
To: Manthorp 1858 of 2579
Goodness. I thought I'd never find it...
From: Manthorp 2 Jan 2005 17:31
To: kara 1859 of 2579
You are teh Forum Baron Frankenstein of 2005. Let it die in peace. It's reached the high Victorian period (post 1858), and there's no future for it but the decline of Empire.
From: koswix 2 Jan 2005 17:48
To: Manthorp 1860 of 2579
We should have like a rememberence day for this thread or soemthing.
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From: Sulkpot 2 Jan 2005 18:51
To: Racoon 1862 of 2579
No. Feck off.
From: truffy 2 Jan 2005 19:58
To: Sulkpot 1863 of 2579
But, other than that, this thread will not die.
From: koswix 2 Jan 2005 20:00
To: truffy 1864 of 2579
Surely it must die some-day?
From: truffy 2 Jan 2005 20:12
To: koswix 1865 of 2579

I suppose we've all gotta go sometime.

 

But this thread will always live on. If not here, then in our hearts, and the tales of glory that we tell our grandchlldren. For they will come to know the pain and the glory of teh cracked ball.

 

Except I still don't know if the customer was happy :( 

From: koswix 2 Jan 2005 20:33
To: truffy 1866 of 2579

I'm sure they were happy.

 

The crack merely adds to the overall perfection. And gives them something extra for their money.