Cracked my ball

From: Gobfounded (YVE) 6 Apr 2003 04:43
To: Manthorp 165 of 2579
*smooch*

Those incontinence pants do tend to keep your skin from breathing.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 6 Apr 2003 04:46
To: Manthorp 166 of 2579
So what's your favourite Eagles song? I think mine would have to be Grandad, by Clive Dunn:

I've been sitting here all day thinking
Same old thing ten years away thinking
Now my days are gone, memories linger on
Thoughts of when I was boy

Pennyfarthings on the street riding
Motorcars were funny things, frightning
Bow and hoops and spinning tops
Annie gretzel's lollipops
Comic cuts, all different things

Grandad, grandad you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Grandad, grandad you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Grandad grandad

Areoplanes tied up with string flying
Telephones and talking things sighing
A radio and phonograph, Charlie Chaplin made us laugh
Silently falling about
Familiar things I keep around, near me
Memories of my younger days, clearly
Now it's in my mind?
Everyday I find, thoughts of when I was boy

Grandad, grandad you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Grandad, grandad you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Grandad, grandad

Grandad, grandad

Grandad, grandad
From: Darren 7 Apr 2003 03:14
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 167 of 2579
Grandma, we love you.
Grandma we do.
Though you may be a senile old bitch,
we get a buzz off you.
You wear a raincoat in the summer.
You smell of piss and Rich Tea.
There's no-one quite like Grandma, but I wish she'd stop slipping the tongue when I kiss her goodnight.


At leat I think those are the words.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 7 Apr 2003 15:28
To: Darren 168 of 2579
Feckinell. I go away for a long weekend of top quality music, holiday camp accomodation and pie, and I come back to discover that this thread is still going? That's terrible.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 7 Apr 2003 15:36
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 170 of 2579
All in good time - I shall leave tantalising snippets around teh place as I try to catch up.
From: Darren 7 Apr 2003 17:44
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 171 of 2579
It's a stubborn fucker, innit?!

Good weekend?
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 7 Apr 2003 17:48
To: Darren 172 of 2579
Yeah, I had a great time - there's a post about it somewhere in that lot <--.

Since Thursday, I've received 126 emails to my home account. 4 weren't spam.
From: Darren 7 Apr 2003 17:53
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 173 of 2579
Glad it was cool - no doubt I'll stumbe across the thread soon as I pass time while VNC tries to run over 56K (grrrrrrr). I'm setting up a RAS server tomorrow goddamitt!

On the mail side, imagine the size of your penis when you've gone through them all.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 7 Apr 2003 17:59
To: Darren 174 of 2579
That's an idea.
>>imagines<<

Oh wow - it's got its own University Diploma now!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Apr 2003 22:37
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 175 of 2579

Dancing Squares

From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 8 Apr 2003 00:27
To: Racoon 176 of 2579
Ohhh I get it. The pressure waves of the air change the pressure of the gas inside and so the high pressure spots shoot higher flames and vice versa. Very clever!
From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 8 Apr 2003 00:36
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 177 of 2579
I am now going to mention Nazi, Germany in an attempt to get this thread to end.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 8 Apr 2003 01:40
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 178 of 2579
I like that.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 8 Apr 2003 01:54
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 180 of 2579
Squares are rhombuses.
From: Manthorp 8 Apr 2003 02:41
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 181 of 2579
Is that your own? 'S'nice. Very Malevich.
From: Manthorp 8 Apr 2003 02:42
To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) 182 of 2579
The Nazis weren't averse to incorporating Eagles in their iconography.
From: Darren 8 Apr 2003 03:04
To: Manthorp 183 of 2579
They often stayed in hotels as well, though admittedly, probably not in California.

They did gas a lot of Jews, though. But not in hotels.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 8 Apr 2003 03:13
To: Manthorp 184 of 2579
Aye. For some reason, at whatever time that was this morning, I got an urge to make Malevich's squares dance.