Cracked my ball

From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 May 2004 23:32
To: johngti_mk-ii 1511 of 2579
Weren't Matt and Luke Gross the guys in Bros?
From: johngti_mk-ii25 May 2004 09:34
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1512 of 2579

I believe they were/are. And I'm sure that one of them is now trying to be a celeb chef with that Ramsay feller.

 

Fame, eh?

From: truffy25 May 2004 11:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1513 of 2579
Goss
From: Gobfounded (YVE)25 May 2004 19:40
To: truffy 1514 of 2579
you don't say.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:43
To: Manthorp 1515 of 2579
quote: 30 Apr
I promise, I promise, I promise to inject a life-affirming picture of my latest half-ball into this thread tomorrow, and invigorate it.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:48
To: JonCooper 1516 of 2579
He is nothing but scum.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:51
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1517 of 2579
nah, but I do like his balls and I'd like to see another.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:53
To: JonCooper 1518 of 2579
We wait with baited breath.
From: Manthorp25 May 2004 21:42
To: JonCooper 1519 of 2579
<Head hung in shame><mumbles>
Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.

Revenge of campanologists currently in progress.
EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 19:23 by MANTHORP
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 21:48
To: Manthorp 1520 of 2579

excellent work (again)

 

probally stupid question, but are knots like that one one the bell/stairs a real pain?

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From: Manthorp25 May 2004 22:16
To: JonCooper 1522 of 2579

The discolourations don't bother me too much - except when they cut across an important line. There's no predicting them, they're like a mild practical joke played by wood.

 

Proper knots and shakes are a different matter and an irritation. But like hurricanes and diarrhoea, they're a natural and largely unpredictable force of nature, and there's not much to be gained from fretting over them. Hard beeswax can work wonders.

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From: ANT_THOMAS26 May 2004 00:28
To: Racoon 1524 of 2579
Off the rails (fail)
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)26 May 2004 00:29
To: ANT_THOMAS 1525 of 2579

haha, my thoughts.

 

But then I realised I fucked my own GCSEs so decided I have nothing useful to add other than "Revision probably does help :$"

From: ANT_THOMAS26 May 2004 00:32
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1526 of 2579

You're natural intelligence will get you through GCSEs with ease.

 

I got

 

A*, 5 A's, 3 B's without revising.

From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)26 May 2004 00:34
To: ANT_THOMAS 1527 of 2579

Perhaps coursework would have been useful.

 

I found a major piece of my English coursework the other day - I realised why I did shit in that :D

From: ANT_THOMAS26 May 2004 00:36
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1528 of 2579
I was told my Geography coursework was so shit that it stopped me from getting an A*, but I don't believe that, I believe it was shit, but I feel I did quite bad in my exam and missed stuff out so if I had have done better I could've got an A* instead of an A.
From: empathy26 May 2004 00:38
To: ANT_THOMAS 1529 of 2579

good c/w and module scores is handy too. certainly helped me get through with no revision.

 

On the other hand my girlfriend worked solidly for 3 months prior, revised her ass off and got 7 A*'s and the best results in the school (shit school) - but I'm not sure it was worth the effort personally.

From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)26 May 2004 00:41
To: ANT_THOMAS 1530 of 2579

Well I got dropped down to foundation paper with English cos of my CW meaning I could only get a C :(

 

RE: I should've actually done something in class, I dont think I ever opened the bastard book. The test could've been written in French for all I knew.

 

Science: Chemistry let me down but I got a B

 

Maths: I dunno actually, I was just shit generally I think! Got a C

 

French: Haha, C/W worth 70% and I never did it. Speaking worth 10% and I didnt' turn up. So I got an F!

 

Music: Dossed about too much and my project was rushed and unfinished. Was generally crap on exam: D

 

DT: Actually, one of the few where I blame my teacher - cos he fucked me about all year. Cunt. I got a D.

 

ICT: Courswork again, didn't hand in a 1/3 of it - the other 2 were done in 3 hours, despite having 2 years of lesson time! Got a C.

 

And I dont recall what others I did :(