Cracked my ball

From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 13:24
To: Manthorp 1508 of 2579
I might be.
From: Sulkpot10 May 2004 14:24
To: johngti_mk-ii 1509 of 2579
There are 144 of them.
From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 14:37
To: Sulkpot 1510 of 2579
A gross of dogs, eh? No wonder it smells there. :S
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 May 2004 23:32
To: johngti_mk-ii 1511 of 2579
Weren't Matt and Luke Gross the guys in Bros?
From: johngti_mk-ii25 May 2004 09:34
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1512 of 2579

I believe they were/are. And I'm sure that one of them is now trying to be a celeb chef with that Ramsay feller.

 

Fame, eh?

From: truffy25 May 2004 11:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1513 of 2579
Goss
From: Gobfounded (YVE)25 May 2004 19:40
To: truffy 1514 of 2579
you don't say.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:43
To: Manthorp 1515 of 2579
quote: 30 Apr
I promise, I promise, I promise to inject a life-affirming picture of my latest half-ball into this thread tomorrow, and invigorate it.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:48
To: JonCooper 1516 of 2579
He is nothing but scum.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:51
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1517 of 2579
nah, but I do like his balls and I'd like to see another.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:53
To: JonCooper 1518 of 2579
We wait with baited breath.
From: Manthorp25 May 2004 21:42
To: JonCooper 1519 of 2579
<Head hung in shame><mumbles>
Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.

Revenge of campanologists currently in progress.
EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 19:23 by MANTHORP
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 21:48
To: Manthorp 1520 of 2579

excellent work (again)

 

probally stupid question, but are knots like that one one the bell/stairs a real pain?

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From: Manthorp25 May 2004 22:16
To: JonCooper 1522 of 2579

The discolourations don't bother me too much - except when they cut across an important line. There's no predicting them, they're like a mild practical joke played by wood.

 

Proper knots and shakes are a different matter and an irritation. But like hurricanes and diarrhoea, they're a natural and largely unpredictable force of nature, and there's not much to be gained from fretting over them. Hard beeswax can work wonders.

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From: ANT_THOMAS26 May 2004 00:28
To: Racoon 1524 of 2579
Off the rails (fail)
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)26 May 2004 00:29
To: ANT_THOMAS 1525 of 2579

haha, my thoughts.

 

But then I realised I fucked my own GCSEs so decided I have nothing useful to add other than "Revision probably does help :$"

From: ANT_THOMAS26 May 2004 00:32
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1526 of 2579

You're natural intelligence will get you through GCSEs with ease.

 

I got

 

A*, 5 A's, 3 B's without revising.

From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)26 May 2004 00:34
To: ANT_THOMAS 1527 of 2579

Perhaps coursework would have been useful.

 

I found a major piece of my English coursework the other day - I realised why I did shit in that :D