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Cracked my ball

From: Mouse10 May 2004 00:12
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1504 of 2579
2226.1504 In reply to 2226.1503

Sort of.

 

There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.

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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)10 May 2004 00:14
To: Mouse 1505 of 2579
2226.1505 In reply to 2226.1504
And there aren't many in this farm - he's all alone! :'(
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From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 11:36
To: Manthorp 1506 of 2579
2226.1506 In reply to 2226.1502

Gross?????

 

You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.

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From: Manthorp10 May 2004 11:43
To: johngti_mk-ii 1507 of 2579
2226.1507 In reply to 2226.1506
Are you calling me a bastion?
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From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 12:24
To: Manthorp 1508 of 2579
2226.1508 In reply to 2226.1507
I might be.
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From: Sulkpot10 May 2004 13:24
To: johngti_mk-ii 1509 of 2579
2226.1509 In reply to 2226.1506
There are 144 of them.
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From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 13:37
To: Sulkpot 1510 of 2579
2226.1510 In reply to 2226.1509
A gross of dogs, eh? No wonder it smells there. :S
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From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 May 2004 22:32
To: johngti_mk-ii 1511 of 2579
2226.1511 In reply to 2226.1506
Weren't Matt and Luke Gross the guys in Bros?
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From: johngti_mk-ii25 May 2004 08:34
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1512 of 2579
2226.1512 In reply to 2226.1511

I believe they were/are. And I'm sure that one of them is now trying to be a celeb chef with that Ramsay feller.

 

Fame, eh?

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From: truffy25 May 2004 10:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1513 of 2579
2226.1513 In reply to 2226.1511
Goss
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From: Gobfounded (YVE)25 May 2004 18:40
To: truffy 1514 of 2579
2226.1514 In reply to 2226.1513
you don't say.
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From: JonCooper25 May 2004 18:43
To: Manthorp 1515 of 2579
2226.1515 In reply to 2226.1465
quote: 30 Apr
I promise, I promise, I promise to inject a life-affirming picture of my latest half-ball into this thread tomorrow, and invigorate it.
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From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 18:48
To: JonCooper 1516 of 2579
2226.1516 In reply to 2226.1515
He is nothing but scum.
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From: JonCooper25 May 2004 18:51
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1517 of 2579
2226.1517 In reply to 2226.1516
nah, but I do like his balls and I'd like to see another.
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From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 18:53
To: JonCooper 1518 of 2579
2226.1518 In reply to 2226.1517
We wait with baited breath.
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From: Manthorp25 May 2004 20:42
To: JonCooper 1519 of 2579
2226.1519 In reply to 2226.1517
<Head hung in shame><mumbles>
Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.

Revenge of campanologists currently in progress.
EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 18:23 by MANTHORP
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From: JonCooper25 May 2004 20:48
To: Manthorp 1520 of 2579
2226.1520 In reply to 2226.1519

excellent work (again)

 

probally stupid question, but are knots like that one one the bell/stairs a real pain?

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From: Manthorp25 May 2004 21:16
To: JonCooper 1522 of 2579
2226.1522 In reply to 2226.1520

The discolourations don't bother me too much - except when they cut across an important line. There's no predicting them, they're like a mild practical joke played by wood.

 

Proper knots and shakes are a different matter and an irritation. But like hurricanes and diarrhoea, they're a natural and largely unpredictable force of nature, and there's not much to be gained from fretting over them. Hard beeswax can work wonders.

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