Cracked my ball

From: Mouse10 May 2004 01:00
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1501 of 2579
You could have least drawn a farm in emoticons or something Peter you knob fingered fool.
From: Manthorp10 May 2004 01:00
To: Mouse 1502 of 2579
Against all my advice, May continues to eat cow & sometimes, sheep, poo. Dogs are gross.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)10 May 2004 01:09
To: Mouse 1503 of 2579
Better?
From: Mouse10 May 2004 01:12
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 1504 of 2579

Sort of.

 

There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)10 May 2004 01:14
To: Mouse 1505 of 2579
And there aren't many in this farm - he's all alone! :'(
From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 12:36
To: Manthorp 1506 of 2579

Gross?????

 

You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.

From: Manthorp10 May 2004 12:43
To: johngti_mk-ii 1507 of 2579
Are you calling me a bastion?
From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 13:24
To: Manthorp 1508 of 2579
I might be.
From: Sulkpot10 May 2004 14:24
To: johngti_mk-ii 1509 of 2579
There are 144 of them.
From: johngti_mk-ii10 May 2004 14:37
To: Sulkpot 1510 of 2579
A gross of dogs, eh? No wonder it smells there. :S
From: Gobfounded (YVE)24 May 2004 23:32
To: johngti_mk-ii 1511 of 2579
Weren't Matt and Luke Gross the guys in Bros?
From: johngti_mk-ii25 May 2004 09:34
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1512 of 2579

I believe they were/are. And I'm sure that one of them is now trying to be a celeb chef with that Ramsay feller.

 

Fame, eh?

From: truffy25 May 2004 11:32
To: Gobfounded (YVE) 1513 of 2579
Goss
From: Gobfounded (YVE)25 May 2004 19:40
To: truffy 1514 of 2579
you don't say.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:43
To: Manthorp 1515 of 2579
quote: 30 Apr
I promise, I promise, I promise to inject a life-affirming picture of my latest half-ball into this thread tomorrow, and invigorate it.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:48
To: JonCooper 1516 of 2579
He is nothing but scum.
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 19:51
To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) 1517 of 2579
nah, but I do like his balls and I'd like to see another.
From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)25 May 2004 19:53
To: JonCooper 1518 of 2579
We wait with baited breath.
From: Manthorp25 May 2004 21:42
To: JonCooper 1519 of 2579
<Head hung in shame><mumbles>
Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.

Revenge of campanologists currently in progress.
EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 19:23 by MANTHORP
From: JonCooper25 May 2004 21:48
To: Manthorp 1520 of 2579

excellent work (again)

 

probally stupid question, but are knots like that one one the bell/stairs a real pain?