:'-( That's a cruel thing to say about anybody. Especially when they're so overburdened with the responsibility of getting drunk nightly that they forget their promises.

Me and Jodi were walking up through some fields on the moor above Steve's house today. We had a few cow and bull encounters, they didn't seem to like us I will also try and demonstrate:

----------------------------------------------------------
(cow)(cow)
(cow)
(cow)(cow)






(&) ----(Z)(X)- ?


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(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)


(&;)(&) ----(Z)(X) - !


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(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)
(cow)(cow)(cow)(cow)
(cow)

I do believe i should turn emoticons back on.

I hgad to switch from Pete's pack to trill to see Jay's, I might leave em on again now.

 

<emoticon slag />

You slut.

I've done those three emotes, but andy has been too busy to add them in (or he was, he might have just forgotton now).

God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.

 

I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.

There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.

 

Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.

 

<edits>

Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.

 

Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it :(

He's gone back to do the dog :&

1500 B-)

(cow) (monkey) (&) (cow) (cow) (&) (cow) (@) (monkey) (cow) (&)
(pig) (cow) (cow) (monkey) (duck) (@) (&) (cow) (&) (bunny) (bunny)
(duck) (monkey) (@) (cow) (&) (&) (&) (octopus) (&) (@) (duck)
(cow) (@) (pig) (squirrel) (bunny) (duck) (monkey) (&) (cow) (squirrel) (cow)
(cow) (monkey) (cow) (cow) (otter) (cow) (duck) (cow) (duck) (cow) (cow)
(monkey) (pig) (@) (@) (cow) (duck) (squirrel) (pig) (pig) (cow) (monkey)

You could have least drawn a farm in emoticons or something Peter you knob fingered fool.

Against all my advice, May continues to eat cow & sometimes, sheep, poo. Dogs are gross.

Better?

Sort of.

 

There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.

And there aren't many in this farm - he's all alone! :'(

Gross?????

 

You seem to be using a few too many Americanisms in your dotage, Mr Manthorp. Cease and desist, please, for you are part of the last bastion of correct usage of the English language here.

Are you calling me a bastion?

I might be.

There are 144 of them.